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Congrats on on getting it sorted.
Unless on purpose to do this...
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
... Beep!
They simply didn't see it,
They saw it and couldn't be arsed to pick it up, or
They planted it there.
We complained a bit during the build so I wouldn't put it past them. However there would have been harder places to find it, such as in a cavity wall or a hard to reach area of the attic. It's therefore most likely that they simply couldn't be arsed to pick it up.
In our last new build house there was a screw sticking out of the wood running up the stairs. It was clearly visible and dangerous. Someone painted over it. Someone else laid a carpet under it. In other words, it was too much work to fix, so they left it.
New build house builders, the big ones anyway, are twats
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So he put fish in the air vents and sewed chicken fillets inside the seats. They found the fish but took them weeks to find where the other smell was coming from...
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of tab-u-la-tor,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a beeping,
As of some one gently beeping, chirping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `beeping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost R8 -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name R8 -
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came chirping,
And so faintly you came beeping, chirping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `R8!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `R8!'
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a chirping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Gibson of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then its ebony fretboard beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy bridge be chrome and shiny, thou,' I said, `art sure no Fender.
Ghastly grim and ancient Gibson wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the Gibson, `Chirp-some-more.'
Much I marvelled this ungainly wood to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing guitar above his chamber door -
Guitar or lute above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Chirp-Some-More.'
But the Gibson, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the guitar said, ` Chirp-Some-More.'
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Chirp- Chirp-Some-More."'
But the Gibson still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous lute of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous lute of yore
Meant in croaking ` Chirp-Some-More.'
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the guitar whose pickups now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, Chirp-Some-More!
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of R8!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost R8!'
Quoth the Gibson, ` Chirp-Some-More.'
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if guitar or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the Gibson, ` Chirp-Some-More.'
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if guitar or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both rate -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name R8 -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels name R8?'
Quoth the Gibson, `Nevermore.'
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no flame top as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy neck from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the Gibson, ` Chirp-Some-More.'
And the Gibson, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his frets have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - Chirp-Some-More!
Bet you were chuffed when you finally found it,
must've felt like it was Xmas.
is that 10 pages?