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Humber Bridge: 1. n. Suspended estuary crossing which connects Grimsby to Hull and thus 2. n. The thing on a lady which links the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
We have some stupid family phrases and I understand not to use them outside of the home but MrsTheWeary has cheerfully said to strangers don’t forget your badger on a stick.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
So wtf does that actually mean?
Or home run
A blind man on a galloping 'oss wouldn't see that
It's enough to blow the whiskers off a bull terrier
He wouldn't stop a pig in an alley that one
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.... except Blind man on a galloping horse which my Grandmother used to abbreviate contemptuously to just 'Galloping horse' with a dismissive wave of her hand if someone mentioned a wonky picture in her house. I had a confusing childhood.
I've never really understood that one.
"as thick as a whale omelet"
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Couldn't hit a cow’s arse with a banjo.
Robert’s your Mother’s brother.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
It’s dark over Wilf’s mother’s. (Which apparently should be “Will’s mother’s”).
Ooh yer cowson.