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I've had to explain things like Chernobyl, explain who John Hurt was (then explain that Alien is really worth watching...)... Films, TV, music... History (upto and including this last week).
It's as though people are so uninterested in everything that nothing has meaning now.
Would not piss in your pocket if your balls were on fire
Auditioning the finger puppets
Gusset typist
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
Got a mouth as dry as Ghandi's flip flop.
Wind yer neck in.
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He is so mean that he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
One I think I got off here a few years ago? A phrase to describe a particularly unpleasant person...
He’s the load his mum should have swallowed.
I use that at work a lot.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself