Anyone know how to clean marker pen off a child's face?

WiresDreamDisasters

Erm....

Asking for a friend.

WiresDreamDisasters

TTony

It'll grow out in a few days years.

Reverend

The obvious answer is for them to stop shaving and let their beard cover it all.

crunchman

Just take lots of photos of it that you can use to embarrass her when she's older.

Kittyfrisk

Leave it, looks adorable.
Or use some precious hand sanitiser gel on cotton wool, depends how much you like 'someone elses kid' 

WiresDreamDisasters

crunchman said:

Just take lots of photos of it that you can use to embarrass her when she's older.

This is the plan so far!

Kittyfrisk said:

Leave it, looks adorable.
Or use some precious hand sanitiser gel on cotton wool, depends how much you like 'someone elses kid' 

I have to give her back by 2pm this afternoon. Do you think wire wool will work?  

fields5069

Scalpel.

vasselmeyer

If you've accidentally drawn in permanent marker on a whiteboard, then you can draw over the lines with a proper dry-wipe pen. Perhaps you can try the reverse?

WiresDreamDisasters

vasselmeyer said:

If you've accidentally drawn in permanent marker on a whiteboard, then you can draw over the lines with a proper dry-wipe pen. Perhaps you can try the reverse?

I wanna clean her up, not get her high off her tits on ... whatever it is that is sooooooooooo damn good in those pens!

Wazmeister

Nail varnish remover.

Kittyfrisk

WiresDreamDisasters said:

crunchman said:

Just take lots of photos of it that you can use to embarrass her when she's older.

This is the plan so far!

Kittyfrisk said:

Leave it, looks adorable.
Or use some precious hand sanitiser gel on cotton wool, depends how much you like 'someone elses kid' 

I have to give her back by 2pm this afternoon. Do you think wire wool will work?  

In that case I'd put it down to just being a hopeless man.
No-one will argue that one...

^edit.. I meant men generally, not you 

fields5069

Lateral thinking - black up the rest of her face?

CeeJay

WiresDreamDisasters said:

crunchman said:

Just take lots of photos of it that you can use to embarrass her when she's older.

This is the plan so far!

Kittyfrisk said:

Leave it, looks adorable.
Or use some precious hand sanitiser gel on cotton wool, depends how much you like 'someone elses kid' 

I have to give her back by 2pm this afternoon. Do you think wire wool will work?  

Yes, wire wool and petrol. Finished off with Swarfega. 

paulnb57

CeeJay said:

WiresDreamDisasters said:

crunchman said:

Just take lots of photos of it that you can use to embarrass her when she's older.

This is the plan so far!

Kittyfrisk said:

Leave it, looks adorable.
Or use some precious hand sanitiser gel on cotton wool, depends how much you like 'someone elses kid' 

I have to give her back by 2pm this afternoon. Do you think wire wool will work?  

Yes, wire wool and petrol. Finished off with Swarfega. 

Sounds barbaric, a Random Orbital Sander would be quickest...

Musicwolf

Paint over it

octatonic

That one is broken.
Time to make a new one.

Kittyfrisk

Another solution, but there might be cultural appropriation issues at some point. Can't see any other problems though...

WiresDreamDisasters

Daddy issues all around then !

ICBM

Easy. Glue the marker pen to one hand and a mirror to the other before mum gets home.

JerkMoans

From my own childhood, I fondly recall the ultimate facial cleansing method of my mother spitting on a tissue and applying said horror to my grubby visage.