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Just indulging in some light-hearted self-deprecation...
Clearly I'm nowhere near as unpleasant as James Corden.... Few people are....
Fucking Roger Daltry wouldn't do that.
Feel Me
Touch Me
Probe My Taint
My wife is very selective when it comes to such matters. Solvency measured in millions (as opposed to cock size), is her first consideration, as she considers it's no good being rogered senseless by a handsome bloke in a skanky one-bedroom basement flat who can't afford to buy her numerous gin and tonics, a decent fillet steak dinner pre-coitus, and an all-found apartment in Miami.This is clearly the reason that a fat, ugly, balding but solvent, old bastard like myself has remained married to her for so long: Even if the Miami apartment is still a pipe dream, she's not about to risk jumping ship as long as there are two of the three aforementioned fulfilled.
That said, it would be easier to list the rich, good-looking and famous blokes she doesn't fancy.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)