Why am I getting ads on here for penis pumps and military clothing?

darthed1981

I'm getting ads for lego and oneplus phones, plus some very expensive looking luxury holidays.

I'm clearly quite boring.

fastonebaz

I read Octs thread on shirts and now my ads are for shirts to wear on stage.   So maybe it's a self fulfilling prophesy. 

Someone writes about boobs, we read it and we all get ads about boobs. Hmm, that's gives me an idea...

DB1

Mine are currently for the 'Porsche Centre in Wolverhampton' and 'Biodegradable Urns and Caskets'.

I mean, it's easier since they fitted traction control to the 911s, but that's still a big hint to stay away.

axisus

Hah! all these losers getting Penis pump ads! Oh dear caught by the algorithm with your trousers down!  None of that for me!

So .... did they turn up any particular time of day? Any recommended brands?

Emp_Fab

To be fair, I did delete my advertising ID in Mt phone the other day, so they're probably just random ads now instead of the usual ones I used to get for everything I've ever Googled.

Funkfingers

fastonebaz said:

Someone writes about boobs, we read it and we all get ads about boobs.

Yesterday afternoon, one of the Freeview channels was showing repeats of Roald Dahl's Tales Of The Utterly Predictable. One episode featured the young Susan George in various states of undress. 

I repeat, the young Susan George in various states of undress.

Scotty55

boogieman said:

So everyone else is getting ads for easy local girls but Emp is getting ones for penis enlargers? 

  

Aren’t those the same things?

MrTee

Penis pumps and military clothing? I assume you Googled the word 'privates' at some point

bertie

Ive just had this....................... tho...................... got to say,  Im quite tempted

https://www.vevor.co.uk/industrial-air-siren-c_10270/air-siren-air-raid-horn-140db-industrial-siren-motor-driven-tornado-siren-ms-490-p_010211131341

randella

Currently seeing ads for the pub over the road. The way this week's panning out, I've got to say it's tempting

Snags

Surely it's widely known that the forum is frequented by enormous cocks? Seems like bad targeting to me.

FelineGuitars

westford

I’m getting Shariah compliant mortgages and thousands of Ukrainian women who want to date me.

TTony

westford said:

 and thousands of Ukrainian women who want to date me.

We’ll not be seeing much of you on here for a while then ....

blobb

Blimey, what sort of war will it be if the military need cow milking machines? I can see it now, it will be like that Monty python thing but with the russians hurling Fresian cows over the battlements of Windsor castle "Here comes another one Charlie, hook it up to the milk gun, see how they like a taste of their own medicine. Take that Vlad". 

chillidoggy

westford said:

I’m getting Shariah compliant mortgages and thousands of Ukrainian women who want to date me.

Those penis pump ads might come in handy, then.

beed84

Just installed Ghostery on my iPhone (which I have on my Mac), and all ads have vanished. I suggest doing this before the third penis pump arrives and also doesn’t work . . .

Funkfingers

I use Adblock Plus. It's free.

At present, I get white header and footer areas above and below the Discussions. 

bertie

I like ads,   it gives me something to do...............................

UnclePsychosis

More concerning for me is that Google Adsense now seems to be taking keywords from people's posts and generating advertising links as hyperlinks within those posts.