Missed our cheat night last week as we where still feeling too ill to eat, decided to have a cheat night tonight instead, plus none of us are feeling well enough to cook. So fired up a meal delivery app, and one of the takeaways that services my location has no joke here, and this is a Chippy, described is chips as ''plant based''. As far as I'm aware all chips are plant based, and have always been, so unless, and please feel free to correct me here, that I've somehow missed out on something as glorious as chips made out of bacon, steak, chicken......., describing chips as being ''plant based'', is either pretty bloody redundant, or you're assuming that your vegan and vegetarian customers are thicker than regular people.
And yes I know how lazy it is to order delivery from a Chippy that is less than 500 meters away from my front door, we've both been feeling really ill since just after Christmas.
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I think the reason the chips may have been marked as such is that some chips might hypothetically be made with tallow(the traditional Mcdonalds method) or goose fat, not likely but maybe people want to be sure.
Who’s the thick one now?
Since the 27th we've all but been main lining oranges, lemons, limes, honey, lots of vitamins including magnesium, Soothers, Lemsip, crap the Dr has prescribed us and Lucazade. We've been feeling that sick and week, that we've come extremely close to trying Irn Bru, and to hell with the nasty side effect of being turned into a Rab C Nesbit ginger. None of us has has been able to eat, or keep food down, so if we think we might be able to eat and keep chips down, chips is what we're eating. It's called ''comfort food'' for a reason.
Seriously I'm a ''gammon'' for thinking it's strange/silly to have to tell people that chips are ''plant based''? There's that tolerance the ''progressive left'' that claim to be the champions of tolerance for you.
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NB: Although "Do Chill Gammon" is possibly the funniest thing I've seen written this year, I'm now craving a traditional gammon and chips with a fried egg and a pineapple slice - so not sure if it had the desired effect.
Should only ever be attempted once & never to be forgotten...
Genuinely high fibre & vegetarian too :-D
The difference between a vegan and a plant-based diet
What do you put in a toaster?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung
I almost started a fire.... and burnt my croissant.
Wasn't my finest hour.