How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

JDE

Why did the baker have brown hands?






Because he kneaded a poo.

imalone

Nunogilberto said:

I play the triangle in a reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting...

We have a winner.

monquixote

I think it's possible for two Mexicans to screw in a lightbulb, but the lightbulb must be very big or the Mexicans must be very small.

Either way it's certain to be a talking point as an alternative to a ship in a bottle.

Drew_TNBD

wayneirie said:

Panama_Jack666;392483" said:

I called the rape advice line yesterday.

Unfortunately it's only for victims.

Hope you tell this one too your wife/mother/sister/daughter/great aunt Doris. See if they find it funny.

Just told it to me wife. She tittered.

chillidoggy

Strange, my mum thought it was funny, too. Maybe I get my oblique sense of humour from her.

dafuzz

I replaced our bed with a trampoline last week.

Wife hit the roof

dafuzz

I've been entered into an Afro Caribbean hair styling competition!

I'm dreading it

Evilmags

Ed Milliband was found dead this morning. Doctors said his condition is satisfactory..

thomasross20

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scales and they said "to be continued..."

dafuzz

I don't like our local lollipop lady. She makes me cross.

Hootsmon

teh wife, Hooters, says I'm a pervert cause I drank teh water bed

mike_l

^^ To be fair, Hooters isn't wrong.

wibble

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2?

1...or 2?

Hootsmon

apathy rules O.....

thecolourbox

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not

Axe_meister

How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?

1, 2, 2,1,1

richardhomer

Axe_meister;393793" said:

How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?

1, 2, 2,1,1

I had a friend who did a degree in sound engineering.

He got a 2:1:2:2

maltingsaudio

This morning's coffee order

1 Julie Andrews

1 Whoopi Goldberg

(white nun and black nun)

thisisguitar

I walked two miles in the rain to Tesco to pick up some apples and blackcurrents yesterday, only to find they had sold out. Bit of a fruitless endeavour. 

Nitefly

hootsmon said:

apathy rules O.....

Dyslexia lures KO