Erm fickle bunch aren't we

randomhandclaps

jd0272 said:

randomhandclaps;446609" said:

jd0272 said:

My partsa's are safe. Splendid.





Why?  Did you have a Fender logo tattooed on your knob?

Nah. Got aTelecaster done

Your lucky.  I've got a mate who wanted a Tele but had to settle for a Steinberger Spirit.

jd0272

randomhandclaps;446647" said:

jd0272 said:

randomhandclaps;446609" said:jd0272 said:



My partsa's are safe. Splendid.











Why?  Did you have a Fender logo tattooed on your knob?





Nah. Got aTelecaster done





Your lucky.  I've got a mate who wanted a Tele but had to settle for a Steinberger Spirit.

Is that a headless one?

TTony

Excellent @cyberlawyer - and impressive typing/formatting using a tablet whilst on a train!

fretmeister

I'm really liking having more sharks around!

Cyberlawyer clearly knows his onions on IP & trademark stuff

I do mainly Professional & Civil negligence & Costs work

We need a criminal specialist now so I don't get tagged in the "that sentence was far too short for that offence" type posts.

ThePrettyDamned

Ooo my inner geek bloody loved that.

stickyfiddle

Half my friends in the real world seem to be lawyers, including MrsF. I'll keep her on standby incase anyone wants advice on, err, aircraft financing?

Maybe I should buy her a PRS, just to er, prove something about lawyers, or something. 

Bidley

I was foaming at the mouth at all the 'LOLs' I was going to get when I cracked a gag about a user called @Cyberlawyer having a PRS as his display picture. Should've known I'd fall short.

Col_Decker

Have a sympathy lol.

 

 

By the way I know nothing of the law. Boobs and kebabs are my forte.

jd0272

Col_Decker;446697" said:

Have a sympathy lol.   By the way I know nothing of the law. Boobs and kebabs are my forte.

That'll be an interesting thread

fretmeister

jd0272 said:

Col_Decker;446697" said:

Have a sympathy lol.   By the way I know nothing of the law. Boobs and kebabs are my forte.

That'll be an interesting thread

I'm well versed in the law of boob jobs gone wrong!

Seem to be quite a lot of claims for that going around at the moment.

randomhandclaps

fretmeister said:

I'm well versed in the law of boob jobs gone wrong!

Boob boobs.

randomhandclaps

jd0272 said:

randomhandclaps;446647" said:

jd0272 said:

randomhandclaps;446609" said:jd0272 said:



My partsa's are safe. Splendid.











Why?  Did you have a Fender logo tattooed on your knob?





Nah. Got aTelecaster done





Your lucky.  I've got a mate who wanted a Tele but had to settle for a Steinberger Spirit.

Is that a headless one?

Nah, I haven't got any headless mates.

jd0272

fretmeister;446722" said:

jd0272 said:

Col_Decker;446697" said:Have a sympathy lol.   By the way I know nothing of the law. Boobs and kebabs are my forte.

That'll be an interesting thread







I'm well versed in the law of boob jobs gone wrong!

Seem to be quite a lot of claims for that going around at the moment.

Yes. Contentious issue in the abode at the moment. Wifey's got it in her head she needs firmer breasts. I forsee a period of unrest.

randomhandclaps

jd0272 said:

Yes. Contentious issue in the abode at the moment. Wifey's got it in her head she needs firmer breasts. I forsee a period of unrest.

Well time how long the unrest is then.  Give 'em a poke and if there's still movement over a minute later then she may have a point.

Dominic

who gives a shit either way...........like a bunch of old women at W.I. coffee morning!

fretmeister

jd0272 said:

fretmeister;446722" said:

I'm well versed in the law of boob jobs gone wrong!

Seem to be quite a lot of claims for that going around at the moment.

Yes. Contentious issue in the abode at the moment. Wifey's got it in her head she needs firmer breasts. I forsee a period of unrest.

If a surgeon says 'don't do it' then don't do it.

So many people seem to ignore the advice of 10 surgeons and then accept the advice of the last person they see!

The post surgery infections can be awful

But the thing that makes me ill the most - laser eye surgery that's gone wrong.

Urgh.

jd0272

randomhandclaps said:

jd0272 said:

Yes. Contentious issue in the abode at the moment. Wifey's got it in her head she needs firmer breasts. I forsee a period of unrest.

Well time how long the unrest is then.  Give 'em a poke and if there's still movement over a minute later then she may have a point.

)

jd0272

Nah, she a size 6, firm handful, suits me.

Our 6 yr old advised her she needed a 'bigger set really', hence we're where we're at. Kids.

stickyfiddle

fretmeister said:

jd0272 said:

fretmeister;446722" said:

I'm well versed in the law of boob jobs gone wrong!

Seem to be quite a lot of claims for that going around at the moment.

Yes. Contentious issue in the abode at the moment. Wifey's got it in her head she needs firmer breasts. I forsee a period of unrest.

If a surgeon says 'don't do it' then don't do it.

So many people seem to ignore the advice of 10 surgeons and then accept the advice of the last person they see!

The post surgery infections can be awful

But the thing that makes me ill the most - laser eye surgery that's gone wrong.

Urgh.

Yish

Major reason I'm happy just wearing glasses..

jd0272

stickyfiddle said:

fretmeister said:

jd0272 said:

fretmeister;446722" said:

I'm well versed in the law of boob jobs gone wrong!

Seem to be quite a lot of claims for that going around at the moment.

Yes. Contentious issue in the abode at the moment. Wifey's got it in her head she needs firmer breasts. I forsee a period of unrest.

If a surgeon says 'don't do it' then don't do it.

So many people seem to ignore the advice of 10 surgeons and then accept the advice of the last person they see!

The post surgery infections can be awful

But the thing that makes me ill the most - laser eye surgery that's gone wrong.

Urgh.

Yish

Major reason I'm happy just wearing glasses..

Make sure you finish the drinks first. Messy otherwise. Personally, I prefer spectacles...

Ok, right, sorry.