My next project

chillidoggy

Emp's my remedial son from my first marriage.

mike_l

You poor poor man Chilli, you have my sympathies

Emp_Fab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29iPMa1YdW4

Misterg

Oi! Emp!

How far are you from Wiltshire?

This one has got a mast and a trailer and isn't full of mud.

http://www.ybw.com/forums/showthread.php?371412-How-to-dispose-of-a-derelict-Halcyon-23&p=4346905#post4346905

chillidoggy

Now the weather's changed, are we to assume that the maritime recovery expedition has been postponed?

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

Now the weather's changed, are we to assume that the maritime recovery expedition has been postponed?

I hope not, I need a laugh at Emp's expense. Again.

Emp_Fab

Steady on....  I've got more important things on my plate right now.  Over the past three days I've started thinking about pulling up the carpet in the kitchen with an eye to using that as some kind of motivation to possibly start thinking about opening the packs of laminate flooring.  I can't be starting to think about doing more than one thing you know.

mike_l

How about you let Pugsley piss on the kitchen carpet, so  you have to pull up the carpet....

chillidoggy

He already has. That's why Emp's thinking about pulling the carpet up.

mike_l

I thought that was Emp pissing on the carpet?

chillidoggy

Well even if he has, I notice he’s only mentioned getting as far as opening the packs up.

mike_l

This is true Chilli. It'll be another 3 months (minimum) before he get round to doing anything more

chillidoggy

Indeed. But I'm equally as guilty when it comes to projects. My secretary's old man has put off wallpapering his hallway for a year, and it's driving her crazy. Our bassist hasn't had a dining room since I've known him due to it being crammed with music gear and has been eating his dinners off a lap tray in his living room, and our guitarist's kitchen tap has been dripping since I've known him too.

Acute Procrastinationitis is clearly a more common ailment in Thanet than you might think.

Emp_Fab

chillidoggy said:

Well even if he has, I notice he’s only mentioned getting as far as opening the packs up.

Whoa whoa whoaaaaa there sunshine !!  Just put the brakes on your reckless thoughts there for a moment.

I only mentioned about starting thinking about opening the packs up.

Bloody slave driver.

chillidoggy

Phew, that's a relief!

We don't want you having a heart attack or anything.

mike_l

Emp_Fab said:

I only mentioned about starting thinking about opening the packs up.

Bloody slave driver.

Best you go have a lie down
B-)

ESBlonde

mike_l said:

Emp_Fab said:

I only mentioned about starting thinking about opening the packs up.

Bloody slave driver.

Best you go have a lie down
B-)

I think he needs a holiday on his boa....Oh hang on!

chillidoggy

So, how's the laminate flooring looking these days, Emp?

Emp_Fab

Still in its packaging.  It's sort of turned into one of those jobs you end up never doing because you get so pissed off with being constantly reminded that you need to do it that you pretend it doesn't exist anymore.

PolarityMan

did you actually buy stuff for pulling that boat out of the mud?