Friday humour

axisus

axisus said:

I showed this to Mrs A, thought she might find it funny

Quizzical look and frown ..... "is it a dalek? I don't get it ...."

Facepalm from me.

boogieman

The man who invented autocorrect died today. 

May he roast in piss. 

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/NbXvt0g.png

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Hootsmon

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axisus

rawk100

boogieman said:

The man who invented autocorrect died today. 

May he roast in piss. 

I've heard his funfair is next monkey

Guitar_Slinger

My six year old told me this last night.

Why do some fish only live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

proggy

I was looking everywhere for that thing that peels potatoes and carrots earlier.

Then I remembered, she popped round to see her mum again.

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Hootsmon

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/6vRe3gc.png

docbaker

A David Sedaris tale, live at Nottingham in september i think it was, went something like this ..

New York police stop two catholic priests in a car.

We're looking for 2 men for assaulting 2 teenage girls!

The priests look at each other, then following an animated discussion they exclaim Yes! we'll do it

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/aLB8m4h.png

Hootsmon

waaaaaa cocksucker mother fucker squawwwk

fuck off padre.....waaaaaaaa show us yer tits honey.......

Hootsmon