Friday humour

Emp_Fab

I don't get that one.

Fretwired

Emp_Fab said:

I don't get that one.

Which one?

The parachute? If you're parachute doesn't deploy you'll have the rest of your life to fix it which depending on the height you're at could be around one minute before you go splat into the ground .. :-)

sinbaadi

In the case of that picture you'll have until the boat stops.

Fretwired

sinbaadi said:

In the case of that picture you'll have until the boat stops.

Or sinks ( as happened to a work colleague in Greece) ... :-)

proggy

A donkey goes up to a horse and says, " You're a big lad, you ever won anything?"

The Horse says, "Yes, I've won The Grand National and The Derby."

The donkey thinks, bloody show off, how can I top that. So he gets a picture of a zebra up on his phone and shows it to the horse.

"What the bloody hell's that?" Asks the horse.

The donkey replies, "That's me when I played for Juventus".

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axisus

The parachute one is a fail. Doesn't work with a pic of paragliding

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/JciaWh9.png

proggy

hootsmon said:

Harry Redknapp's homework.

Hootsmon

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EricTheWeary

My pet duck needs a mouth transplant.

Anyone know a vet that fits the bill? 

Sporky

hootsmon said:

Moon Moon! 

Hootsmon

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mart

Fretwired said:

And then they started playing their second track.

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proggy

The sexy young lesbian couple across the road from me have made an explicit sex tape.

They just don't know about it yet.