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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12383
    I was in Tesco’s earlier and there was a poor old lady sobbing her heart out at the customer service desk. Apparently she’d lost her life savings somewhere. I  felt sorry for her so gave her £50. 

    I don't normally do that sort of thing but luckily I’d just found 5 grand in the car park.  
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835

    My wife's going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian and she's asked me to do her hair.

    I'm dreading it.

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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15975
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  • ESBlondeESBlonde Frets: 3590
    Electrician gets home at 2am
    Wife: wire you insulate?
    Electrician: Watts it to you im ohm aren’t I

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
    edited July 2019
    ESBlonde said:
    Electrician gets home at 2am
    Wife: wire you insulate?
    Electrician: Watts it to you im ohm aren’t I
    My eye is twitching at 'im'
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
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  • fandangofandango Frets: 2204
    axisus said:
    Please, please tell me you ate it! Please!
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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 4185
    I used to be engaged to a woman with a wooden leg

    I had to break it off
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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 4185
    What do you call a beautiful woman on a ukulele players arm
    A tattoo
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
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  • 545454545454 Frets: 184
    How did the cheese paint his wife?

    Double glossed 'er!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15975
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