What's your Tooth Fairy Exchange Rate? (Dadsnet Thread Alert)

TTony

not_the_dj said:

What's the value of human teeth in your household?

About £3,000 per implant according to my dentist.

He says 6 should do it.

breakstuff

I used to get 50p per tooth until all them bloody immigrants started coming over here.Now I'm lucky if I get half that.

littlegreenman

jd0272 said:

my lady dentist, whom I visited this very day, is hot as fck.

As is mine, saw her today as well.

Grumpyrocker

£1 here too. Daughter has lost four so far, her twin brother only the one. In fact we were so concerned he hadn't lost any that he had an xray - but all is well.

Our dentist is gorgeous too.

xSkarloey

Col_Decker;561466" said:

I think we're paying £2, but we do vote Tory.

I thought Tories paid nothing and punched their kids' teeth out to save money, teach their kids some life lessons and piss off the Dentists' trade union?

I pay £1 by the way.

equalsql

An old sixpence..  Handy for any Brian May wannabees 

speshul91

my last one fit as uck but she hurt me so i bit her, not like they could send me to prison, i was already ther

holnrew

jd0272;561575" said:

[quote="speshul91;561562"]hmmmm, my mrs says i need to go, i wonder if i can swing a 5 string ibanez for going as she knows i hate them with a passion the prs playing twats haha

Change your dentist, my lady dentist, whom I visited this very day, is hot as fck. [/quote]

Where's that? I might need to change. Although I already fancy the one I have and you might have shit taste.

boogieman

We started off giving my son a pound a tooth, then he noticed a 50p was physically bigger so asked for that instead, "cos I get more money then". Sadly his younger sister wasn't as guillible.

mike_l

jd0272 said:

Change your dentist, my lady dentist, whom I visited this very day, is hot as fck.

My dentist is an ugly tnuc, but his assistant is sweet as.......

chillidoggy

Col_Decker said:

I think we're paying £2, but we do vote Tory.

You'll be paying more when UKIP get in: less foreign labour, you see.