Are you a creature of habit?

Rocker

Fun question;

You go into the Gents toilet for a pee.  There are 3 urinals, all free.  Which one do you instinctively go to?  Nearest, furthest or the middle.

Me: Nearest

Nikko

Furthest.

viz

The one on the left

Heartfeltdawn

The micturial choices as presented would overwhelm me mentally to the point of inducing physical collapse.

Me: I'd piss myself. Twice. 

digitalscream

Rocker said:

Me: Nearest

What are you, some kind of animal?

Anyway, this is how the game is played...

bingefeller

I don't know, decisions, decisions.

scrumhalf

I go into a cubicle.

I don't poo in public, I see no reason to wee in pubic.

octatonic

The one with the smallest puddle of piss on the floor.

Philly_Q

I'm torn between furthest and the one on the left.

Ideally they'd be the same thing.

Sporky

scrumhalf said:

I go into a cubicle.

I don't poo in public, I see no reason to wee in pubic.

Yes. Urinals are for plebs.

TheBlueWolf

A cubicle if one is free.

Iamnobody

One of the end ones - usually the left. Taking the middle position is a defensive move as per the cartoon above.

mike_l

Usually left, second option of right, third option is the sink.

xSkarloey

Sporky said:

scrumhalf said:

I go into a cubicle.

I don't poo in public, I see no reason to wee in pubic.

Yes. Urinals are for plebs.

Quite right. Real gentlemen wee at the roadside.

Gassage

I can't even begin to tell you how habitual I am. And superstitious.

tone1

If I'm going for a wee in a cubicle or at home I have  a race with the flush...in that when I'm approaching the end of said wee, I'll flush and see if I can finish the afore mentioned wee before the flush finishes..

Does this make me odd?

octatonic

tone1 said:

If I'm going for a wee in a cubicle or at home I have  a race with the flush...in that when I'm approaching the end of said wee, I'll flush and see if I can finish the afore mentioned wee before the flush finishes..

Does this make me odd?

It is a bit odd.
When you flush the pissy water becomes airborne which will cover your person in a fine mist.
Remind me never to shake your hand.

lloyd

octatonic said:

tone1 said:

If I'm going for a wee in a cubicle or at home I have  a race with the flush...in that when I'm approaching the end of said wee, I'll flush and see if I can finish the afore mentioned wee before the flush finishes..

Does this make me odd?

It is a bit odd.
When you flush the pissy water becomes airborne which will cover your person in a fine mist.
Remind me never to shake your hand.

Or suck him off

axisus

I can't pee unless someone is watching

richardhomer

axisus said:

I can't pee unless someone is watching

Oh no - I need to be in a cubicle - on my own 'obvs'.....

Hertz32

If there's no one there, furthest urinal. If anyone is, I'll wait for a stall.