Are you a creature of habit?

Philly_Q

This thread has brought back an unpleasant old memory.  When I was 16, on my way to a university interview I went for a piss at the train station.  There was a long row of urinals, all free except the one I was using - but some middle-aged bloke came and used the one right next to me.  Nothing happened, but it was creepy and a bit disturbing.

DrJazzTap

Furthest away or preferably a cubicle. I had a guy try to strike up a conversation with me after leaving a screening room in the cinema. i was desperate for a piss and he started asking me about my thoughts on the suicide squad film?

I said "yeah it was average" i then noticed he was heading into the same toilet i had intended to use. So I checked my watch and walked past that one and found another one in the foyer.

Not sure if he wanted to carry on the conversation whilst we were both peeing or what?...it all felt a bit like a skit from peepshow.
 I hadn't even said anything to him before. I don't mind chitchat with fellow film goers but i dont think the men's toilet is the place for those conversations. 

My girlfriend found it particularly amusing "you've made another friend!!"

Sambostar

I know I'm not supposed to be commenting on here, but I'm the guy who turns around and has a full on, full frontal, profound conversation in the urinals with complete strangers with my tackle out whilst maintaining eye contact so I don't really understand this thread at all.  Urine is sterile when freshly poured and everyone has the same bits and pieces.  Some of my best conversations have been in the urinals.  I understand the buying the toilet paper from 17 year old hottie cashiers issues, but for the life of me I don't get the rest of the privacy thing.  I mean if you or I were in am major RTA tonight, you wouldn't be moaning Jewry about wanting synthesized blood or something and also considering we are an island so more or less we are all related anyways, The way I see it makes no odds at all.  It's about how big you are in your spiritual aura, not your dick and balls and leaking piss.  This thread is really very bizarre and obscure and immature.  It does make you wonder sometimes about the mental stability and sociability of the forum goers.  Guess I should just count myself lucky that my living room is communal and belongs to someone else and I'm not a middle aged man with penile or some retarded, unfulfilled homosexual issues.

TheBlueWolf

You're worried about our stability?

  

Sambostar

Teetonetal

Always the middle. Always then starting a conversation with whoever stands next to me.

RobDavies

Sporky said:

scrumhalf said:

I go into a cubicle.

I don't poo in public, I see no reason to wee in pubic.

Yes. Urinals are for plebs.

....and cubicles are for the unfortunate people with micro penises. 

Sporky

RobDavies said:

....and cubicles are for the unfortunate people with micro penises. 

But I've got so many of them!

Sporky

Skarloey said:

Quite right. Real gentlemen wee at the roadside.

Real gentlemen have their butler perform such duties.

lloyd

I've always wondered why some blokes use the cubicle when pissers are available, I find it strange. Please enlighten me, no one's gonna be looking at your cock (much).

It's like the boys in school that wouldn't get a shower after rugby, pooves.

I'll piss and shit anywhere me (toilet wise) I'm not bothered.

On a slightly similar note, who's the most famous person you've had a piss next to (and how big was their knob?).

I had a piss next to Leigh Halfpenny once, didn't get a look though, also on Saturday next to Dwight Yorke.

rlw

TheBlueWolf said:

A cubicle if one is free.

Agreed.  So much more civilised.

And there are some of us who, for whatever reason, just cannot piss in a line of blokes, even after 5 pints.....

WezV

RobDavies said:

Sporky said:

scrumhalf said:

I go into a cubicle.

I don't poo in public, I see no reason to wee in pubic.

Yes. Urinals are for plebs.

....and cubicles are for the unfortunate people with micro penises. 

I started using cubicles when my stream of piss would alternate between laser cutter and sprinkler system, often quite random. Seemed safer for everyone. I would also be standing there about 5 minutes as loads of people came and went

it got so bad I even had to resort to the ultimate loss of manliness in the end.... A sit down wee.


anyway, all sorted and my stream now goes where I want it most of the time.... But now I am embarrassed I have lost my superpower as I can't etch my name in the porcelain anymore

Nikko

lloyd said:

I've always wondered why some blokes use the cubicle when pissers are available, I find it strange. Please enlighten me, no one's gonna be looking at your cock (much).

It's like the boys in school that wouldn't get a shower after rugby, pooves.

I'll piss and shit anywhere me (toilet wise) I'm not bothered.

On a slightly similar note, who's the most famous person you've had a piss next to (and how big was their knob?).

I had a piss next to Leigh Halfpenny once, didn't get a look though, also on Saturday next to Dwight Yorke.

Henry Cooper...and no...I didn't dare look.

Iamnobody

lloyd said:

I've always wondered why some blokes use the cubicle when pissers are available, I find it strange. Please enlighten me, no one's gonna be looking at your cock (much).

It's like the boys in school that wouldn't get a shower after rugby, pooves.

I'll piss and shit anywhere me (toilet wise) I'm not bothered.

On a slightly similar note, who's the most famous person you've had a piss next to (and how big was their knob?).

I had a piss next to Leigh Halfpenny once, didn't get a look though, also on Saturday next to Dwight Yorke.

Im surprised at the amount of cubicle pissers here as well.

It is a recognised thing though - Paruesis or shy bladder syndrome.

My mate had it - he could stand at a urinal but there would be no flow. He had to go in a cubicle to relieve himself.

Sporky

WezV said:

the ultimate loss of manliness in the end.... A sit down wee.

I like a sit-down wee. As long as it's at home or at the office, somewhere I know it's safe to sit down on the toilet.

It is relaxing and civilised. Weeing into a trough in line with strangers is neither.

lloyd

I like a sit down piss as a treat on a Sunday, as well as a sit down shower if the hangover is overly aggressive. 

Rocker

scrumhalf said:

I go into a cubicle.

I don't poo in public, I see no reason to wee in pubic.

Wimp! Only wimps use a cubicle unless the second half is about to kick off and the queue is still long....

Philly_Q

WezV said:

I started using cubicles when my stream of piss would alternate between laser cutter and sprinkler system, often quite random.

I thought I was alone in that!  Urinals are usually OK in that respect, actually, due to the close range, but standing up pissing into a regular toilet can get very messy on occasion.

Sambostar

I bet the cubicle gimps don't even bother to lift the seat either, their excuse probably being that it will 'Contaminate' their precious hands, which they then don't even bother to wash anyway.  Or if they do wash their hands, they probably use those confounded Dyson or other driers that pollinate the air and everybody else's clothes with other peoples poo particles.

Hang on a minute.  Are we still talking about the Gents or the Ladies?  Sneaky.  OK I get I totally get it now.  Cubicles rule.

scrumhalf

axisus said:

I can't pee unless someone is watching

In full view or from behind a curtain?