Innocuous phrases that strike terror into the heart ...

mellowsun

Here's one

'Easy open pack'

You just know you are going to end up ripping the pack in half to open it.

Worst offenders: those packs of Scott's Porage Oats that have a little tab that never opens and you just end up tearing a big hole in the side instead.

octatonic

For most guitarists: "it's a reading gig".

slacker

Walking distance
Easy assembly 
Easy iron
Shower proof

merlin

Buy one, get one free. 

scrumhalf

This won't hurt.

ICBM

"I had a go at fixing it myself"

Bod

"Let's go round the table and introduce ourselves"

eSully

"Hun. I'm late" would have me reaching for the hard liquor .. again

Hootsmon

Honey I'm hooooome

merlin

Home honey, I'm high. 

menamestom

'Slim taper neck'. Or 'Modern C profile'

menamestom

'Hold my bag'

Bygone_Tones

"watch this"

Flink_Poyd

Bon Jovi's new album will be released on the.......

tone1

You're coming Shopping  

historyisjunk

"We are where we are" Trans- we've managed this business/organisation into the toilet/over paid ourselves, gouged your pension & or T&Cs, & we think you should just accept that this was bad luck (yours).

xSkarloey

Long term economic plan.

After the news we'll be joined by Defence Secretary Michael Fallon.

The Opium Wars.

Smart Motorway.

This is BBC Radio 4.

You want taxi?

And now it's time for Midweek with Libby Purves.





 

TheBlueWolf

"You need to understand..."

Roughly translated.......

"I have decided you're a thick c**t and am really going to enjoy talking down to you"

Alnico

"Have you got the house keys?"

Bellycaster

Do you lot know "Mr Brightside"?

octatonic

President Trump.