Innocuous phrases that strike terror into the heart ...

dindude

Any busines cliches such as

"Let's go for the low hanging fruit"

"Don't try and boil the ocean" 

"quick wins"
 
Etc etc

snakemanStoo

"Can I have a word with you?"

HAL9000

Replacement bus service 

mudslide73

"I've been thinking..."

jamiexsilver

Working for a plumbers merchant the one that gets me is.

"I know they do them because I've seen them"

then the customer will normally waffle on about a part that doesn't exist.

RandallFlagg

People on this forum that use the term "geetar"

speshul91

I'm fine. 

Do what you want. 

Clarky

the nurse saying "you'll just feel a little scratch"
as she's about to stuff a javelin into one of your veins

mellowsun

Suit beginner

sweepy

We like " delete as applicable" Cancer as its all self contained, scripted misleading arses

Nitefly

Me and the lads have been having a chat, and...

xSkarloey

RandallFlagg said:

People on this forum that use the term "geetar"

Yayuh, but this here's a geetar forum...

stratman3142

I don't mean to nag but...

Or when one of my daughters says "Dad I've got a new tattoo".

mike_l

snakemanStoo said:

"Can I have a word with you?"

You may laugh, but a former employer's way of saying You're having a disciplinary meeting was "Andy wants a word with you".

Funnily every time they went to tribunal (that I know of) they lost, or backed down at the last minute.

equalsql

Don't move

Daa.ah...ad

We need to talk

Oh shit

m_c

"It looks easy to do"

Nunogilberto

Now, I've had a think about this...

Can you do me a favour?...

jd0272

Uttered by womankind, "I'll just be a minute..."

RandallFlagg

Come in and shut the door

Axe_meister

We're having a day out at IKEA.