"Killer Clowns"

Iamnobody

blueskunk said:

Can't wait to knock the fuck out of one

Someone beat you to it with a good old fashioned Glaswegian kiss:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3832731/Killer-Clown-armed-baseball-bat-gets-HEADBUTTED-picking-wrong-victim-scare-multi-storey-car-park.html

The lad is a massive cock end, I'm not surprised he got nutted. It proves my earlier point when he admits to wanting to follow the craze...

Shit for brains.

ICBM

Shame the guy who nutted him didn't then pick up the bat and beat the crap out of both of them, shouting "prank, prank".

Bearing in mind this fuckwit has already committed two criminal offences - carrying an offensive weapon, and common assault - he probably wouldn't have a case if his own bat was used on him.

Sarge

I pray that some tool in a clown suit tries it on with me,  act scared, act scared... foot through his kneecap.

joeyowen

Anyone else suspecting dark motives here?

Why would any grown man chase 6 yr old school girls unless he was a paedophile? 

I've had students chased by a clown with a hammer, again why would they do that unless they were dreaming of gbh or worse? 

It actually crossed my mind to take a stroll out with a baseball bat tonight, just to make sure the neighbourhood is clear. 

Sambostar

If you gut a clown with a 12 inch knife what come out?  Tricks, ribbons and roses? 

littlegreenman

joeyowen said:

Anyone else suspecting dark motives here?

It actually crossed my mind to take a stroll out with a baseball bat tonight, just to make sure the neighbourhood is clear. 

Your dark motives being?

breakstuff

I had one chase me through town the other day.As luck would have it,I managed to escape when his car inexplicably fell apart.

FRockStar

Don't worry guys, help is on the way!! 

http://www.theladbible.com/more/inspirational-lad-dressed-as-batman-is-protecting-kids-from-this-clown-craze-20161011

joeyowen

littlegreenman said:

joeyowen said:

Anyone else suspecting dark motives here?

It actually crossed my mind to take a stroll out with a baseball bat tonight, just to make sure the neighbourhood is clear. 

Your dark motives being?

hating clowns  

gubble

Is this clown thing as common as the media making out?

I've not seen one nor have I heard from anyone who has.

Should I be feeling left out?

TheBlueWolf

Clown pranks seem to be quite popular on YouTube but recently it's gone beyond a joke.

BigMonka

gubble said:

Is this clown thing as common as the media making out?

I've not seen one nor have I heard from anyone who has.

Should I be feeling left out?

Someone found a clown mask dumped in the salt/grit bin in the car park at work yesterday, so at least one person round here is doing something!

randella

As usual, the Mash has a level insight...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/killer-clowns-either-complex-sociological-phenomenon-or-just-some-twats-20161012115200

Ravenous

Sambostar said:

If you gut a clown with a 12 inch knife what come out?  Tricks, ribbons and roses? 

You may gut a clown, but never eat one - apparently they taste funny

Nikko

I tried eating a clown once, getting its shoes down my throat was no small feet, I tell you...

HAL9000

joeyowen said:

It actually crossed my mind to take a stroll out with a baseball bat tonight, just to make sure the neighbourhood is clear. 

Will you be dressed as a clown?

randella

So... many... bad... jokes...!  Can we change the 'lol' button to a 'honk-honk' one just for this thread?

joeyowen

HAL9000 said:

joeyowen said:

It actually crossed my mind to take a stroll out with a baseball bat tonight, just to make sure the neighbourhood is clear. 

Will you be dressed as a clown?

Just my usual dress sense, not a million miles off

MattBanshee

A clown got arrested for running through the uni campus across the road from my house, waving a (fake) chainsaw about.

If I see a "killer clown" with an imitation weapon, I have resolved to battering the living shit out of them and then telling the police it was self-defence.

scrumhalf

This'll stop them in their tracks: