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I had half a fag

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As somebody who quit smoking 7 years ago here are my thoughts

1. It stinks
2. It tastes bad in your mouth for ages after
3. Seriously it stinks and it just clings to you
4. It's harsh on the lungs
5. It smells awful
6. Anybody who says they enjoy smoking (cigarettes) is just addicted, because if it wasn't for the nicotine nothing about it is pleasant.
7. It has a bad odour. I must have smelled terrible even on 5-10 a day.
8. I just don't want to leave the list on an odd number that isn't divisible by 5
My V key is broken
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  • Wis awarded, not least for #8

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  • Hertz32Hertz32 Frets: 2248
    I had one drag whilst near black out drunk and even in that state knew i didnt want another!

    Wise decision to kick the habit, and congratulations for doing so! 
    'Awibble'
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  • SargeSarge Frets: 2429
    Damn right,  29 years I must have smelled like an ashtray ,  now I smell like a vape juice addict. . . . 
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  • WezVWezV Frets: 16779
    Yeah it's horrible, but I don't seem to be able to get to the stage where I hate it.  I went a full year without recently and really loved the first weak moment.

    so currently I am a 50/50 smoker doing 3 months on, 3 months off.  


    And and it makes me look cool!!! ;)
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  • GrunfeldGrunfeld Frets: 4046
    "I had half a fag"

    How did that happen?
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33837
    Grunfeld said:
    "I had half a fag"

    How did that happen?
    Suck then spit?
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  • I smoke...but then again im married with 3 kids, so my lifes over anyway!
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    edited November 2016
    Grunfeld said:
    "I had half a fag"

    How did that happen?
    Chainsaw and a trip to Brighton.

    No, that's not really funny.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    I chose not to finish it
    My V key is broken
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33837
    holnrew said:
    I chose not to finish it
    Well done.
    I've not had a cigarette in 10 years- don't miss it and I don't understand why I ever started.
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  • GrunfeldGrunfeld Frets: 4046
    holnrew said:
    I chose not to finish it
    Good choice.
    [Curious]:  when did it seem like a good idea to start it?
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  • Grunfeld said:
    "I had half a fag"

    How did that happen?
    You pay half, you get half.

    The real question is which half?

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  • holnrew said:
    I chose not to finish him.
    Edited. 
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  • tone1tone1 Frets: 5180
    I quit at age 15 and haven't had one in 30 years..in the days when a packet of 10 JPS would last you and your mates about a fortnight 
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  • speshul91speshul91 Frets: 1397
    Sarge said:
    Damn right,  29 years I must have smelled like an ashtray ,  now I smell like a vape juice addict. . . . 
    Same here, I get moaned at for clouding the bedroom out multiple times a night. 
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  • dafuzzdafuzz Frets: 1522
    Loving my vape.

    Was stood at the bar a couple nights back and I caught a whiff of a guy who'd just had a fag - stank
    All practice and no theory
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33837
    dafuzz said:
    Loving my vape.

    Was stood at the bar a couple nights back and I caught a whiff of a guy who'd just had a fag - stank
    How much do you spend on vape stuff?

    I reckon I've saved myself £10k in the last 10 years of not smoking- probably more.
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  • While completely sober, I've no interest in a fag whatsoever. It's only after a couple of pints that I'll get a craving. 

    I'm fortunate not to have an addictive personality and I could never let it become a habit - it's more expensive than buying boutique pedals.
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  • dafuzzdafuzz Frets: 1522
    edited November 2016
    octatonic said:
    dafuzz said:
    Loving my vape.

    Was stood at the bar a couple nights back and I caught a whiff of a guy who'd just had a fag - stank
    How much do you spend on vape stuff?

    I reckon I've saved myself £10k in the last 10 years of not smoking- probably more.
    I worked it out as about £1 per day - equivalent to 2 cigs.

    But it's more than just the cost. It tastes nice, the hit is smoother, my lungs are clearer, my house doesn't smell and it's socially more acceptable
    All practice and no theory
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  • dafuzz said:
    Loving my vape.

    Was stood at the bar a couple nights back and I caught a whiff of a guy who'd just had a fag - stank

    Vaping stinks too. Especially the horribly sick sweet banoffee or strawberry ones. 

    It's a step up, mind. I know people who have never smoked but got into vaping. Really don't get it - I understand it as a way of quitting smoking, but it seems to have grown into its own sub culture.
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