Secret Bloody Santa...

Hootsmon

skunkwerx said:

Got put in the secret santa in work, against all my protests! 

Now I need to search for something for £5 or less that can be given to my supervisor!

We're good work mates, and have known/worked with each other for the last 4 years so it doesnt have to be something 'safe for work' per se. 

But I'm useless with even buying family gifts so any suggestions most welcome! 

He's a big Elvis fan, but we work for hmv so... albums and dvds would be a real lazy move haha! 

Hmmmm a big Elvis fan you say.......why not buy him a large pizza?

RandallFlagg

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get that and they won't invite you again next year, sorted.

octatonic

This on a t-shirt:

PolarityMan

Our one gets given out on our work xmas lunch which is usually in a pub followed by a night on the lash. My plan is to get the biggest thing I possibly can for a fiver so they have to lug it around all night with them as we go pub crawling! Can you get a fence panel for a fiver?

Teetonetal

PolarityMan said:

Our one gets given out on our work xmas lunch which is usually in a pub followed by a night on the lash. My plan is to get the biggest thing I possibly can for a fiver so they have to lug it around all night with them as we go pub crawling! Can you get a fence panel for a fiver?

I once got my boss a meter of salami for that very reason. 

littlegreenman

I've somehow managed to get the same person 3 years in a row in our secret santa! Lesbian footballers are tricky to buy for

Teetonetal said:

a meter of salami for that very reason. 

Hmm, that just might work!

earwighoney

Peanut Butter, Bacon and Banana Sandwich. 

thebreeze

BigBearKris said:

Same here - I have to get something by Wednesday's team meeting and the person I'm buying it for is a fitness instructor. So sweets, drinks etc I don't think would be a great idea. although it's all about a pointless gift so I guess I shouldn't over think this.

If anyone needed the Fray Bentos pie then its this person.

OP, what about one of those 2015 Gibsons?

Nikko

Did our Secret Santa at work today, and I got one of these t-shirts

...happy with that

octatonic

The whole idea of it is flawed- everyone knows who Santa is.

Sporky

octatonic said:

The whole idea of it is flawed- everyone knows who Santa is.

Damn. I thought I'd gotten away with it.

dern

Snap said:

axisus said:

To are too weak willed. I always say no to secret Santa

ditto. I don't like all this enforced participation stuff. People may think you are a git for not doing it, but that is a cross we opter outers must endure, if only for the self respect and dignity.

If you can say no it's not enforced... surely.

I'm not a fan but if we're being honest it's absolutely shag all about self-respect and dignity and everything about being a miserable bastard and not being arsed.

Evilmags

We got the compliance officer a really big buttplug and some trannie porno mag. It was very funny. 

Strat_a_tat_tat

Deadman said:

It doesn't matter what he likes 

Last time I got mine a Fray Bentos pie, a pen that played songs in Japanese, a pink fluffy steering wheel cover, a pink glittery cowgirl hat and a bow and arrow. All for a fiver. Bloody bargain.

Can you do my Xmas shopping for me? Sounds like you've got special skilz in stretching a fiver across all sorts of festive loveliness.

pintspiller

Get them a voucher for McDonalds

Rocker

A deck of playing cards.

DiscoStu

My mate works for a large car dealer. One of the younger lads there got the cleaner for his secret Santa. So what does a 16 year old buy a woman he barely knows? Yup, anal beads.

Moe_Zambeek

DiscoStu said:

My mate works for a large car dealer. One of the younger lads there got the cleaner for his secret Santa. So what does a 16 year old buy a woman he barely knows? Yup, anal beads.

Damn! I wish I'd thought of that! 

BigMonka

A couple of amusing ones that we've had over the years:
- a calendar full of photos of nuns
- a wholesaler box full of ~20 packets of uber-cheap custard creams

Tone71

I was unfortunate enough to be in one this year, got a beer hat! I kid you not, who the fuck buys a 45 year old a beer hat with "thirst aid" written on the front.

Moral is buy any old shit, pity the the person I get next year as they are destined for a beer hat.