Secret Bloody Santa...

FX_Munkee

Tone71 said:

I was unfortunate enough to be in one this year, got a beer hat! I kid you not, who the fuck buys a 45 year old a beer hat with "thirst aid" written on the front.

Moral is buy any old shit, pity the the person I get next year as they are destined for a beer hat.

As a 45 year old who currently doesn't have a "beer hat" (with or without a witty slogan), I'm confused at your position.
I think I can safely guarantee it would be a much better present than some of the shit I'll be getting from my "loved ones" on Sunday.

CHRISB50

DiscoStu said:

My mate works for a large car dealer. One of the younger lads there got the cleaner for his secret Santa. So what does a 16 year old buy a woman he barely knows? Yup, anal beads.

Lol, Now that is what secret santa is all about.

DiscoStu

CHRISB50 said:

DiscoStu said:

My mate works for a large car dealer. One of the younger lads there got the cleaner for his secret Santa. So what does a 16 year old buy a woman he barely knows? Yup, anal beads.

Lol, Now that is what secret santa is all about.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Strat_a_tat_tat

axisus said:

To are too weak willed. I always say no to secret Santa

Ahhh... you've discovered the joys of taking part in Secret Scrooge.

CHRISB50

DiscoStu said:

CHRISB50 said:

DiscoStu said:

My mate works for a large car dealer. One of the younger lads there got the cleaner for his secret Santa. So what does a 16 year old buy a woman he barely knows? Yup, anal beads.

Lol, Now that is what secret santa is all about.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Indeed. And once fully aroused, she can relax by massaging her neck. Win, win there.

gubble

I once gave a very angry woman who despised and hated the company we worked for a framed photograph of the office.

Wrapped it in a box, then another wrapped box, and another etc.

She was not impressed.

rsvmark

1 way flight to Budapest on Ryanair

Rocker

The whole Secret Santa idea seems contrived and somewhat silly.....

Deadman

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

Deadman said:

It doesn't matter what he likes 

Last time I got mine a Fray Bentos pie, a pen that played songs in Japanese, a pink fluffy steering wheel cover, a pink glittery cowgirl hat and a bow and arrow. All for a fiver. Bloody bargain.

Can you do my Xmas shopping for me? Sounds like you've got special skilz in stretching a fiver across all sorts of festive loveliness.

Any time. 

I also got one of our guys (who hates that Tim Wonacott geezer off Bargain Hunt) a framed autographed picture of Tim Wonacott.

I'm like a personal shopper, me.

thermionic

I've been told we have Secret Santa at work tomorrow. My money's on the new guy with the white beard.

RobDavies

Ours is truly secret - and the managers are involved too.  You can get away with anything...

This year, two female managers received a beginners buttplug and a mug that said "I heard you wanked off Santa with your bum", respectively.  

Both gifts went down badly but there's nothing that can be done, other than not take part next year.  

grungebob

Two things no man should ever do
1) run to catch the bus
2) secret santa

DLM

Guitar_Slinger said:

Although it was probably karma, because the one before that I spent £4.99 on a big jar or Marmite and put it in a box marked LIFETIME SUPPLY.

You sorely underestimate my consumption!

DLM

Sterling work, chaps. You are collectively responsible for tomorrow's Süddeutsche Zeitung headline:

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