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Lettuce crisis

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BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
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Er, how come no thread on OT about the Lettuce Crisis?


I'd have thought this would have been the ideal subject for puntastic postings...






You all decided to leaf it alone, huh?
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  • marcus449marcus449 Frets: 151
    lettuce pray in this time of need
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
    marcus449 said:
    lettuce pray in this time of need
    I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg...
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24807
    edited February 2017
    Not a pun  - but I've bought some fresh broccoli today. Will take a Dumble ODS in part exchange....
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  • MagicPigDetectiveMagicPigDetective Frets: 3028
    I eat lettuce that I grow in the summer and dont buy it over winter. Just wait till summer there will be plenty, kos its in season. 

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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    Bridgehouse said:
    marcus449 said:
    lettuce pray in this time of need
    I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg...
    You Little Gem
    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
    richardhomer said:
    Not a pun  - but I've bought some fresh broccoli today. Will take a Dumble ODS in part exchange....
    Would you swap for a Rockett pedal?
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  • marcus449marcus449 Frets: 151
    edited February 2017
    marcus449 said:
    lettuce pray in this time of need
    I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg...
    oh don't be radishulous 
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7339
    How we looked back to those Salad Days...
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15962
    richardhomer said:
    Not a pun  - but I've bought some fresh broccoli today. Will take a Dumble ODS in part exchange....

    not a pun but one pun fifty
    tae be or not tae be
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11303
    Leaf it out, chaps.
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
    Looks like the shortage is going to romaine for some time as well...
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 22137
    No matter how you spin it, there is a definite problem there. It is all Cos of bad weather? 



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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    I've only ever heard of Iceberg and Little Gem lettuces so the rest of this thread is over my head.
    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24807
    Bridgehouse said:
    richardhomer said:
    Not a pun  - but I've bought some fresh broccoli today. Will take a Dumble ODS in part exchange....
    Would you swap for a Rockett pedal?
    Only if it's good for JJ Kale songs....
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    #firstworldproblems


    Just wait a week or so and the stores will be full again as stuff from Africa arrives. I can remember as a kid that lettuce was something you had in the summer when it was in season. Something chilled and flown around the world will have zero nutritional value and will be destroying the planet.

    #takebackcontrol #growyourownlettuce

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • TheBlueWolfTheBlueWolf Frets: 1536
    I blame Romaine lettuce. Bloody immigrant lettuce coming over here taking our jobs, etc....

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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 22137
    TheBlueWolf said:
    I blame Romaine lettuce. Bloody immigrant lettuce coming over here taking our jobs, etc....
    Mike Ashley is already planning to replace every Sports Direct worker with a lettuce in the future. 



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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
    Heartfeltdawn said:
    TheBlueWolf said:
    I blame Romaine lettuce. Bloody immigrant lettuce coming over here taking our jobs, etc....
    Mike Ashley is already planning to replace every Sports Direct worker with a lettuce in the future. 
    I knew he was a tosser, but a salad tosser??
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  • Guitar_SlingerGuitar_Slinger Frets: 1489
    edited February 2017
    Funny thread - made me lollo rosso.
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
    edited February 2017
    Seriously, this crisis is exactly why I voted Romaine rather than leaf
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