As useless as....

Gassage

This is a fun game...

Complete the phrase 'As useless as...'

Most LOL's wins.

My fave, (J Clarkson....when describing the glovebox on an Aston...

"As useless as the slippers next to Douglas Bader's Fireplace..."

boogieman

The Pope's bollocks. 

hotpot

An ashtray on a motorbike.

Gassage

As useless as Katie Price's nipple clamps.

Dopesick

A barber on the steps of the guillotine.

Bridgehouse

As useless as a Chibson COA

Gassage

As useless as @HarrySeven 's willpower....

Octafish

Gary Glitter's tour van.

Bridgehouse

Gassage said:

As useless as @HarrySeven 's willpower....

Pot. Kettle. 

Gassage

As useless as Jimmy Saville's train set.

IvisonGuitars

A chocolate tea pot...

DesVegas

A microwave in a power cut

Fretwired

As useless as a bacon smoker in a Mosque ...

MattBanshee

Donald Trump

jellyroll

Jeremy Corbyn

Gassage

As useless as an ejector seat on a Chinnook.

richardhomer

....Terry Morgan's intellectual property

jellyroll

A lie detector in the White House?

crunchman

As useless as a LOL chasing thread on the Fretboard

Gassage

crunchman said:

As useless as a LOL chasing thread on the Fretboard

Open to all; providing you have the wit and skill.

Bridgehouse

Gassage said:

crunchman said:

As useless as a LOL chasing thread on the Fretboard

Open to all; providing you have the wit and skill.

As useless as @Gassage's wit and skill?