As useless as....

Gassage

Bridgehouse said:

Gassage said:

crunchman said:

As useless as a LOL chasing thread on the Fretboard

Open to all; providing you have the wit and skill.

As useless as @Gassage's wit and skill?

Most deffo!

Bridgehouse

Gassage said:

Bridgehouse said:

Gassage said:

crunchman said:

As useless as a LOL chasing thread on the Fretboard

Open to all; providing you have the wit and skill.

As useless as @Gassage's wit and skill?

Most deffo!

Nikko

As useless as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Nikko

As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

Bridgehouse

As useless as @siraxeman's decorative globe

Brize

As useless as the advisory clause in the EU Referendum Act.

Guitar_Slinger

...tits on fish.

Gassage

As useless as Theresa's Hairdresser.

Fretwired

As useless as a travel firm offering mountaineering holidays in Holland.

Guitar_Slinger

Although IIRC, Tits on Fish was Dr Seuss's second most popular book, after Cat in the Hat.

DesVegas

As useless as a distortion pedal at a Coldplay gig

Gassage

Fretwired said:

As useless as a travel firm offering mountaineering holidays in Holland.

This has legs- but as useless as a Dutch climbing rope flows slightly better methinks...

Gassage

As useless as Copeland's metronome....

Blueingreen

Always liked "As useless as a pocket on a shirt."

Of course a pocket on a shirt isn't necessarily useless, but oddly that's why it works.

impmann

As useless as a politician's promise

bluechargeboy

As useless as French instructions on deodorant.


(before you decry my casual racism this is based on my experiences of the Paris underground)

Octafish

As useless as Tony Blair's conscience...

57Deluxe

...just take your pick...!

http://www.gotlines.com/insults/useless/

Gassage

As useless as an inflatable dartboard...

Panama_Jack666

As useless as tits on a nun.