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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6908
    As useless as Anne Frank's drum kit...
    Previously known as stevebrum
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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 11472
    Gassage said:
    As useless as an inflatable dartboard...

    Panama_Jack666 said:
    As useless as tits on a nun.
    Those two are older than Bruce Forsyth
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  • Guitar_SlingerGuitar_Slinger Frets: 1489
    As useless as Bruce Forsythe.
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  • Strat_a_tat_tatStrat_a_tat_tat Frets: 2761
    Dopesick said:
    A barber on the steps of the guillotine.


    I really need to get to an opticians...

    I've just spent several moments wondering how there's any link between Barbie and a guillotine

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  • DopesickDopesick Frets: 1510
    I just wondered...shouldn't it be 'as useful', not 'as useless'?
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30950
    As 'useful' as Neil Young's strobe tuner....

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 22252
    As useless as a Boss overdrive pedal on a praise and worship pedalboard. 



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  • starwarsnosebleedstarwarsnosebleed Frets: 2357
    As useful as Stephen Hawking's copy of 'the joy of sex'
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  • bluechargeboybluechargeboy Frets: 1906
    Dopesick said:
    I just wondered...shouldn't it be 'as useful', not 'as useless'?
    That comment was about as useful as the clean channel on Carlos Santana's amp.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • DopesickDopesick Frets: 1510
    As useful as Abu Hamza's washing up gloves.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Gassage said:
    Fretwired said:
    As useless as a travel firm offering mountaineering holidays in Holland.
    This has legs- but as useless as a Dutch climbing rope flows slightly better methinks...

    Except they have climbing ropes to abseil down their dams and dykes and repair windmills .. ;-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • StrangefanStrangefan Frets: 5844
    ....my pitiful sex life. 
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  • randellarandella Frets: 4269
    ...a three-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond.
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5866
    A Sunroof on a Submarine 
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • MattBansheeMattBanshee Frets: 1498
    Sid Vicious in the Sex Pistols
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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6539
    @Gassage's 2016 gear inventory.

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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30950
    As useless as Waters' bass tech....

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 6118
    Dopesick said:
    As useful as Abu Hamza's washing up gloves.
    genuine lol.
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6172

    As a bottle of Trump's Regaine.
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4324
    edited February 2017
    As useless as the speedo in Emp_Fab's motor

    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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