Clearly all somewhat irrelevant as people are run over going xmas shopping in Berlin or blown up for being a policeman..
but this morning I realised by getting ready to go to work now involves - ibuprofen for my aching back and leg, some sort of hair product to stop my thinning vertex becoming to horrendously obvious, shaving my greying stubble, floss to mitigate the effects of an impacted wisdom tooth, the obligatory tooth paste, mouthwash and then some emollients for my chafed undercarriage due to cycling to work.
And I'm supposedly a relatively healthy specimen.
Then have the pleasure of my attempts at hugging my kids goodbye to be completely ignored by my them staring at the crystal meth that is CITV. And then spend all day trying not to lose the plot at work.
I am so fucking old.....
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Currently life expectancy for a UK male is 81.5 years, which makes middle aged 40 yrs. So early middle age must mean you're in your late 20s or early 30s?
Man, you've got a long way to go.
If it's any comfort, I'm in better physical condition since I gave up playing squash twice a week.
As such, I'm now a firm advocate of the sedentary lifestyle.
If I'm honest, I'm not worried about growing old - it happens to us all and apart from certain lifestyle choices there's very little that can be done about it.
What does worry me, though, is that I might grow up. I've seen friends and acquaintances who, on hitting their sixtieth birthday, suddenly buy a Volvo, invest in tartan slippers, and for some unaccountable reason think that beige jumpers are the height of fashion (and that Margate is an acceptable holiday destination).
My intention is to grow old but not to grow up or to start 'thinking old'.
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Nowt wrong with getting old (except having to get up for a piss in the night). I'm 62.