So the post came this morning. Didn't get the usual flood of valentines cards. Most strange.
However, I did get a long tube in the mail. Me and the missus were bemused, as we hadn't ordered anything that should have come in such a tube.
Inside, with no note, no name and no return address - nothing at all, was this:
It's printed on a rather beautiful linen paper and very very well done...
I have no idea from whence it came. Missus thinks I have a secret admirer and is now annoyed as they 'won valentines day' as she wishes she'd have sent it...
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You're going to be so disappointed when you realise it's from the wife.
On a related point, I originally thought that heart emoticon (< 3 without the space) meant "asshat".
I thought that today would be one day when I would get away with the heart emoticon meaning 'happy valentines' or something.. just today, mind..
Clearly a Chibson. Should return it as fake.
(Kidding.)
I once sent a joke Valentine's card to a housemate for a laugh. I got a girl at work to write it (girl's handwriting) and made a very impressive forged postmark (using biro ink and a 10p) that bore up under intense scrutiny while he tried to establish the source.
The problem was that he was so baffled and surprised that I felt that I could not possibly tell him that it was a fake. To this day he thinks it was real. The world is better that way.
..I've scored a really cool bit of art to frame and put on the wall
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On a serious note, your wife most likely got you the present
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