Business language.

RocknRollDave · June 2017

My brother works in training and sent me a link to a video of himself at work. I only lasted until I heard the expression "benefit realisation" before I had to turn it off. I get what it means, it probably is as succinct as way of expressing it as you are going to find but....bag o' shite.

randella · June 2017

RandallFlagg said:

Bellend

A perfectly cromulent word.

Dopesick · June 2017

fuck yall bitchez

Bidley · June 2017

I've made a judgement call, and I will be taking this development opportunity to pause and reflect before the close of play today.

Ravenous · June 2017

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

bingefeller · June 2017

It's Friday afternoon so maybe touch base on Monday and we can grab a coffee?

not_the_dj · June 2017

f*** this, it's Poet's Day

Trude · June 2017

Please go ahead and reach out to me if you need some more value-add

Nunogilberto · June 2017

We're too busy solutionising here, chaps. We need to complete a high level gap analysis of all the cards currently on the table, before engaging the stakeholders, considering best practice and driving this forward.

Gulliver · June 2017

I once heard somebody say 'I'll diarize that' when they meant "I'll put that in my diary"

Cunt.

monquixote · June 2017

My favorite one was a supplier who sent us an email saying they were going to "re-leverage their tonal portfolio"

I replied and said I had no idea what they were going on about and it turns out they had changed the colour of the box it came in.

Bidley · June 2017

People who use the word 'guesstimate' at work;

Yeah, if you could just go ahead and read a book and stop being a moron, that'd be great.

Legionreturns · June 2017

A long time ago, I worked for a company with the initials H H. They wanted to re brand, and spent in the region of 30k on consulting fees for a marketing agency. A few months later, this appeared, 15 ft high, on the side of our building...

"Err...isn't that a giant penis?" We said... It lasted 3 weeks!

Evilmags · June 2017

When I used to have to interview executives for research reports I would ask anyone who used that gibberish to please rephrase in plain English a 14 year old would understand. That way the people he wants money from might a) understand him amd b) not think hes a knob.

Sporky · June 2017

I'm surprised that no-one has yet discussed leveraging the synergies inherent in the paradigm. Perhaps myself and yourself could zeitgeist it over some big beers.

FX_Munkee · June 2017

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blobb · June 2017

There's no 'I' in TWAT.

Myranda · June 2017

blobb said:

There's no 'I' in TWAT.

Aww, shame... I do hear that the entry requirements for some are quite strict... maybe you should try some of the more open ones, many have equal opportunity programs and will let anyone in

Dominic · June 2017

I want to REACH -OUT to all of you .....in order to RE -ORIENTATE your diversification from the CRITICAL-PATH
........I blame the USA for the USP

scrumhalf · June 2017

When I was talking about some potential work for a client he used the phrases "win-win" and "low-hanging fruit". Each of them added £25 to the daily rate I proposed, and he accepted.

If you want to talk bollocks to me, it will cost you.

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