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I want a guitar shaped spatula, a guitar shaped chopping board, a small model of a guitar that will fall to bits before new year, socks with guitars on them, a tie with guitars on it, guitar cufflinks and a FUCKING HORRIBLE shirt with FUCKING guitars all over it.
Santa can be a total prick sometimes.
Bah Humbug.
but i will get neither because i am evil and jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam.
so i have treated myself to a nice new dryer & tongs, a romantic b&w 1950s euro-arthouse dvd, brian cox's 'universal' (which have already started reading as i have no self control), and two bags of lidl's finest italian fresh chestnuts, which i will eat in bed as i watch the dvd (tummyache incoming).
i will also decide on who gets my charity donation, which is something i think about on christmas day and do on christmas evening every year. last year syria was big in my thoughts so i did heart http://heartelt.org/
this year i might split between a uk homeless project and an animal project. dunno.
but basically life is f*cking ace. i lived another year on this amazing planet. i didn't die or get badly sick or beaten up. so maybe a trite-sounding thing to say but i am just happy to be alive.
Flying Vs I can just about handle.
Flying Trees are just wrong.
Well, the blue light was my baby, and the red light was my mind.”
Robert Johnson
Jason Bourne?
Jack Bruce?
...or, perhaps, flip one of them round for a BJ!