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REAL WORLD CHAT UP LINES OVERHEARD IN LONDON
Guy “What a great meal. Fancy spending the night at my place?”
Girl: “No, I’m a virgin .. just saving myself for Mr Right”
Guy “You don’t want to die a virgin do you?”
Girl: “What? I might die and not experience the pleasure of coitus .. come on that’s lame”
Guy: “No I didn’t mean that”
Girl: “So what did you mean?”
Guy: “Well if you die a virgin there’s a bunch of sex-starved IS fighters waiting for you in Heaven. I hear there’s a shortage of virgins”
Girl: “OMG .. I wasn’t thinking .. you will be gentle ..”
Guy thinks “Result”
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
[Some of you may have seen this in the flesh but for the benefit of those who didn’t ]
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.