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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7877
    edited March 2019
     
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  • FX_MunkeeFX_Munkee Frets: 2478
    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom. "you know what" says the 7 year old, "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go down for breakfast I'll swear first then you".
    "OK" says the 4 year old.
    Mum asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
    "I'll have coco pops, bitch"
    WHACK, he flew out of his chair, crying his eyes out.
    "And what do you want?"
    "Dunno, but it won't be fucking coco pops".
    Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, you give love a bad name. Not to mention archery tuition.
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15962
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15962
    Oops i left that nude book centerfold on the bathroom floor....







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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    REAL WORLD CHAT UP LINES OVERHEARD IN LONDON


    Guy “What a great meal. Fancy spending the night at my place?”

    Girl: “No, I’m a virgin .. just saving myself for Mr Right”

    Guy “You don’t want to die a virgin do you?”

    Girl: “What? I might die and not experience the pleasure of coitus .. come on that’s lame”

    Guy: “No I didn’t mean that”

    Girl: “So what did you mean?”

    Guy: “Well if you die a virgin there’s a bunch of sex-starved IS fighters waiting for you in Heaven. I hear there’s a shortage of virgins”

    Girl: “OMG .. I wasn’t thinking .. you will be gentle ..”

    Guy thinks “Result”







    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15962
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16295
    https://i.imgur.com/bE12kxP.jpg









    [Some of you may have seen this in the flesh but for the benefit of those who didn’t ]
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30926
    edited March 2019




    Looks like AP McCoy and Claire Balding are already getting ready for the Cheltenham Festival then....



    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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