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Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
As a person who suffers from nut allergies I am always cautious about what I eat in a restaurant. So you can imagine my horror when I went to the toilet during a meal and caught sight of myself in a mirror.
My skin was pale and pasty.
My lips were swollen and rubbery.
My voice had gone high and weak.
Then thank goodness I remembered.....I am Michael Gove.
Hello, we hear you've been involved in a car accident that wasn't your fault.
Thank you! I don't know what to do! He just came out of nowhere! There's blood everywhere! I think... I think she's dead!