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  • MattBansheeMattBanshee Frets: 1498
    Lampreys
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11391
    Mosquitos.

    Evil fuckers.
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9779
    edited May 2017
    Deadman said:
    Wasp.
    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/rEwVcsF

    At least bees pollinate flowers, make honey, and have the decency to die if they sting you. All wasps do is drink my beer and when I shoo them away they return two minutes later with their mates. Oh, and they can sting an infinite number of times without it bothering them.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000 said:
    Deadman said:
    Wasp.
    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/rEwVcsF

    At least bees pollinate flowers, make honey, and have the decency to die if they sting you. All wasps do is drink my beer and when I shoo them away they return two minutes later with their mates. Oh, and they can sting an infinite number of times without it bothering them.

    They nom on aphids though, and are a pretty crucial part to the food web. 
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  • timmysofttimmysoft Frets: 1962
    West Ham fans, they're definitely the shittiest animals i've ever known.

     
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28898
    timmysoft said:
    West Ham fans, they're definitely the shittiest animals i've ever known.
    I was about to point out that the OP specifically said no humans, but then realised you were talking about football fans. Fair enough.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • timmysofttimmysoft Frets: 1962
    Sporky said:
    timmysoft said:
    West Ham fans, they're definitely the shittiest animals i've ever known.
    I was about to point out that the OP specifically said no humans, but then realised you were talking about football fans. Fair enough.
    sub human scum
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  • Herons are evil
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  • lasermonkeylasermonkey Frets: 1940
    Dogs.
     And hippos.
    My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.
    I said maybe.....
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  • FosterFoster Frets: 1100
    HAL9000 said:
    Deadman said:
    Wasp.
    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/rEwVcsF

    At least bees pollinate flowers, make honey, and have the decency to die if they sting you. All wasps do is drink my beer and when I shoo them away they return two minutes later with their mates. Oh, and they can sting an infinite number of times without it bothering them.
    Can a single wasp really sting you an infinite number of times and not be bothered? I'd have thought he'd be somewhat knackered.
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  • TheBlueWolfTheBlueWolf Frets: 1536
    Cats - cunts.
    My kitten is not a cunt! Ok, he is mostly but I don't mind :grin:

    Spiders for me. Hairy eight legged effluent!

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  • DanjiDanji Frets: 225
    This is the best titled thread ever! 

    I can't believe two pages in and no one has mentioned the most thunderc*nt animal in existence, camels!

    Bucktoothed shithouses
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  • frank1985frank1985 Frets: 523
    edited May 2017
    Crocodiles for sure. And goats...dopey little cunts.
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  • simonksimonk Frets: 1467
    Seagulls. Thieving, whining, mugging, shitehawks that will assault your children (and you for that matter) for their ice cream and leave them scarred for years.
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  • DanjiDanji Frets: 225
    frank1985 said:
    And goats...dopey little cunts.
    Woah, goats?!? 

    <emp>Oh what the f*ck are you smoking</emp>  ;)
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3340
    Snakes are pure evil and heartfeltdawn summed them up.

    Had 2 incidents as a child, both in Cyprus. One reared on me to strike.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24535
    edited May 2017
    Can I say chavs ? - they're like football fans but with less commitment.

    All animals are lovely by the way.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • marantz1300marantz1300 Frets: 3107
    timmysoft said:
    West Ham fans, they're definitely the shittiest animals i've ever known.

     
    someones a spurs fan
    ha ha
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  • timmysofttimmysoft Frets: 1962
    timmysoft said:
    West Ham fans, they're definitely the shittiest animals i've ever known.

     
    someones a spurs fan
    ha ha
    No chance, Tranmere Rovers til I die 
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  • sev112sev112 Frets: 2814
    Ants

    particularly the ones digging a nuclear bunker beneath my patio and grass
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