The SHITTIEST animal

freakboy1610

+1 for seagulls. They nest on my office roof every year and we spend two months running from the swooping, shitting bastards.

Sporky

Puppies. Little arseholes.

Dogs are OK though.

olafgarten

sev112 said:

Ants

particularly the ones digging a nuclear bunker beneath my patio and grass

You're lucky, we've got some dodgy Carpenter Ants in our house from the Middle East, they are slowly turning our door frames into nests. 

Gassage

DOgs that fit in handbags.

Not proper dogs at all.

Garthy

Chimps, just so bloody evil.

Dominic

Werewolves ......had a few of them round our way lately making a complete nuisance of themselves on full moon nights.
I think Weasels ,Stoats and Pole cats are pretty nasty and ferrets are very stinky -I watched a tiny weasel kill a rabbit about 5 times as big in our paddock a few weeks ago .....took ages but the weasel was so aggressive.
Coypu and Capybara always look like they need a good kicking.

skunkwerx

Anything with more than 4 legs. 

HAL9000

Drew_TNBD said:

...and chimps because they're pure evil.

Also, the monkeys that steal wing mirrors, aerials, wiper blades etc in Safari parks. I'm convinced if you checked behind the bushes that you'd find a group of them putting the finishing touches to a 1992 Vauxhall Astra.

57Deluxe

This looks pretty rancid - Scorpion FLY !!

http://geekologie.com/2012/09/11/scorpion-fly-5.jpg

Emp_Fab

Sporky said:

Puppies. Little arseholes.

Dogs are OK though.

Is that because they are them or because they have them ?

Sorry... that was gross even for me.


I need mind bleach now.

ICBM

simonk said:

Seagulls. Thieving, whining, mugging, shitehawks that will assault your children (and you for that matter) for their ice cream and leave them scarred for years.

They are nasty bastards, but they're not that hard really - the one I punched on the seafront at Anstruther when it tried to steal my chips learned not to be so cheeky the next time. His mates probably had a good laugh seeing him bounce off the other end of the bench too...

TheBlueWolf

Pigeons.

Proper shit cunts them.

dogload

snakemanStoo said:

Slugs. Fucking homeless snails.

I concur. Especially as they seem to enjoy trying to make a home in our kitchen. 

ICBM said:

simonk said:

Seagulls. Thieving, whining, mugging, shitehawks that will assault your children (and you for that matter) for their ice cream and leave them scarred for years.

They are nasty bastards, but they're not that hard really - the one I punched on the seafront at Anstruther when it tried to steal my chips learned not to be so cheeky the next time. His mates probably had a good laugh seeing him bounce off the other end of the bench too...

I always thought you were such a nice chap, too! 

Legionreturns

The Scottish Battle Midge. Hate those little twats

mike_l

Snakes are fucking awesomes. I see them regularly. Mostly when they're swimming.


Tramere Rovers fans, lower than shark shit the lot, ok both, of them.

simonk

ICBM said:

simonk said:

Seagulls. Thieving, whining, mugging, shitehawks that will assault your children (and you for that matter) for their ice cream and leave them scarred for years.

They are nasty bastards, but they're not that hard really - the one I punched on the seafront at Anstruther when it tried to steal my chips learned not to be so cheeky the next time. His mates probably had a good laugh seeing him bounce off the other end of the bench too...

Ha, that I'd would have liked to see.

Sadly they seem to mostly attack from the rear down here in the South West so retaliation opportunities are rare.
It doesn't help that the plentiful annual holidaymakers from the midlands (generalisation alert...) seem to delight in feeding them despite:
- there being plentiful signs saying not to
- it generally being a bloody stupid thing to do

Kebabkid

This one - literally

proggy

MattBanshee said:

Lampreys

I'm  not sure about the shittiest, but they certainly qualify for the ugliest.

marantz1300

bobbit worms

Steffo

Definitely all those "pure breed" dogs that are all the rage nowadays.
Absolutely no love for the animal, just fashion accessories.
Poor things are born with so many genetic defects it's unreal.