IS this a guitar forum anymore? 15.5k off topic discussions

Deadman

Drew_TNBD said: mi

blacknblack said:

Well that sounds promising.  How do I become old and wise?

When you become old and wise you'll know it. Because you'll look back on your life with regret and wonderment, thinking to yourself that you'd just love to cup that girls ass you see in the gym - even if she's half your age. You'll just leer at her though, thinking you're being subtle but of course you're being very obvious. You'll hate your job, and you'll regret that time when they offered redundancy but you didn't take it.

You'll dick about with the odd bit of guitar gear here and there. But the wife doesn't like it, and you'll kowtow to her demands and only sneak the cheapo Squier out of it's case every few weeks. You'll keep it all though, all that kit. No sense in selling everything and admitting to yourself the great failures of life.

So then you jump on a forum, so you can at least feel somewhat connected to music. You'll get sucked into the chatty areas though, and you'll start endless threads about peachy butts, quotes of the day, football and F1 racing, favourite animals, bad TV that you can't seem to ignore, and a whole cornocopia of lifeless and dull pursuits that go hand in hand with your thorough rejection of your true self.

Until one day regret pours over you like the scorn you have to live with. Only then will you be old and wise. Only then.

A-fucking-men.

octatonic

Drew_TNBD said:

blacknblack said:

Well that sounds promising.  How do I become old and wise?

When you become old and wise you'll know it. Because you'll look back on your life with regret and wonderment, thinking to yourself that you'd just love to cup that girls ass you see in the gym - even if she's half your age. You'll just leer at her though, thinking you're being subtle but of course you're being very obvious. You'll hate your job, and you'll regret that time when they offered redundancy but you didn't take it.

You'll dick about with the odd bit of guitar gear here and there. But the wife doesn't like it, and you'll kowtow to her demands and only sneak the cheapo Squier out of it's case every few weeks. You'll keep it all though, all that kit. No sense in selling everything and admitting to yourself the great failures of life.

So then you jump on a forum, so you can at least feel somewhat connected to music. You'll get sucked into the chatty areas though, and you'll start endless threads about peachy butts, quotes of the day, football and F1 racing, favourite animals, bad TV that you can't seem to ignore, and a whole cornocopia of lifeless and dull pursuits that go hand in hand with your thorough rejection of your true self.

Until one day regret pours over you like the scorn you have to live with. Only then will you be old and wise. Only then.

Nitefly

Drew_TNBD said:

blacknblack said:

Well that sounds promising.  How do I become old and wise?

When you become old and wise you'll know it. Because you'll look back on your life with regret and wonderment, thinking to yourself that you'd just love to cup that girls ass you see in the gym - even if she's half your age. You'll just leer at her though, thinking you're being subtle but of course you're being very obvious. You'll hate your job, and you'll regret that time when they offered redundancy but you didn't take it.

You'll dick about with the odd bit of guitar gear here and there. But the wife doesn't like it, and you'll kowtow to her demands and only sneak the cheapo Squier out of it's case every few weeks. You'll keep it all though, all that kit. No sense in selling everything and admitting to yourself the great failures of life.

So then you jump on a forum, so you can at least feel somewhat connected to music. You'll get sucked into the chatty areas though, and you'll start endless threads about peachy butts, quotes of the day, football and F1 racing, favourite animals, bad TV that you can't seem to ignore, and a whole cornocopia of lifeless and dull pursuits that go hand in hand with your thorough rejection of your true self.

Until one day regret pours over you like the scorn you have to live with. Only then will you be old and wise. Only then.

It's being so cheerful that keeps you going, isn't it!

holnrew

It's more like Jeremy Kyle lately

octatonic

holnrew said:

It's more like Jeremy Kyle lately

Holn, I'm pregnant and it is YOURS!

holnrew

octatonic said:

holnrew said:

It's more like Jeremy Kyle lately

Holn, I'm pregnant and it is YOURS!

I want a DNA test

Drew_TNBD

breakstuff said:

Drew_TNBD said:

blacknblack said:

Well that sounds promising.  How do I become old and wise?

When you become old and wise you'll know it. Because you'll look back on your life with regret and wonderment, thinking to yourself that you'd just love to cup that girls ass you see in the gym - even if she's half your age. You'll just leer at her though, thinking you're being subtle but of course you're being very obvious. You'll hate your job, and you'll regret that time when they offered redundancy but you didn't take it.

You'll dick about with the odd bit of guitar gear here and there. But the wife doesn't like it, and you'll kowtow to her demands and only sneak the cheapo Squier out of it's case every few weeks. You'll keep it all though, all that kit. No sense in selling everything and admitting to yourself the great failures of life.

So then you jump on a forum, so you can at least feel somewhat connected to music. You'll get sucked into the chatty areas though, and you'll start endless threads about peachy butts, quotes of the day, football and F1 racing, favourite animals, bad TV that you can't seem to ignore, and a whole cornocopia of lifeless and dull pursuits that go hand in hand with your thorough rejection of your true self.

Until one day regret pours over you like the scorn you have to live with. Only then will you be old and wise. Only then.

Would this be a reference to your blossoming relationship with @axisus by any chance,or the forum members in general?

Clever boy.

Drew_TNBD

Rocker said: 

Drew_TNBD said:

Agree with OP.

Remind me, when was the last time you posted anything about guitars.....

Everyone that wisdomed this is a dick sucking tramp.

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

So this a guitar forum, then?  No shit, you know I thought there seemed to be a few references to the things. I just thought it was a place to take the piss out of people, and hope they reciprocate.

Have you escaped from Margate again?

Rocker

@Drew_TNBD I tend to ignore your posts as they almost always have 'words' in them that I don't use in normal conversation. Also I keep away from SC for the same reason. I don't care if you like me or not. And my allusion to 'smelling the roses' is, as everyone knows, to be aware of your surroundings, enjoy the sights and smells even if things are not going too well for you at that moment. And to whoever said I was baiting this individual, no so my friend. Just saying what most here are thinking.

Drew_TNBD

Rocker said:

@Drew_TNBD I tend to ignore your posts as they almost always have 'words' in them that I don't use in normal conversation. Also I keep away from SC for the same reason. I don't care if you like me or not. And my allusion to 'smelling the roses' is, as everyone knows, to be aware of your surroundings, enjoy the sights and smells even if things are not going too well for you at that moment. And to whoever said I was baiting this individual, no so my friend. Just saying what most here are thinking.

So you think most people here are thinking that I don't contribute music and guitar related stuff??

I would hope that isn't true. Coz that would mean most people here are stupid. 

breakstuff

Drew_TNBD said:

breakstuff said:

Drew_TNBD said:

blacknblack said:

Well that sounds promising.  How do I become old and wise?

When you become old and wise you'll know it. Because you'll look back on your life with regret and wonderment, thinking to yourself that you'd just love to cup that girls ass you see in the gym - even if she's half your age. You'll just leer at her though, thinking you're being subtle but of course you're being very obvious. You'll hate your job, and you'll regret that time when they offered redundancy but you didn't take it.

You'll dick about with the odd bit of guitar gear here and there. But the wife doesn't like it, and you'll kowtow to her demands and only sneak the cheapo Squier out of it's case every few weeks. You'll keep it all though, all that kit. No sense in selling everything and admitting to yourself the great failures of life.

So then you jump on a forum, so you can at least feel somewhat connected to music. You'll get sucked into the chatty areas though, and you'll start endless threads about peachy butts, quotes of the day, football and F1 racing, favourite animals, bad TV that you can't seem to ignore, and a whole cornocopia of lifeless and dull pursuits that go hand in hand with your thorough rejection of your true self.

Until one day regret pours over you like the scorn you have to live with. Only then will you be old and wise. Only then.

Would this be a reference to your blossoming relationship with @axisus by any chance,or the forum members in general?

Clever boy.

 

Sporky

Rocker said:

Remind me, when was the last time you posted anything about guitars.....

Rocker said:

@Drew_TNBD I tend to ignore your posts

Total logic failure there.

Rocker said:

Just saying what most here are thinking.

And now projecting!

scrumhalf

This is more a forum for guitarists rather than guitars.

We do more than play the guitar. I'm sure I'm not speaking just for myself, but that's a bloody good thing, too.

Legionreturns

Rocker said:

Just saying what most here are thinking.

And now projecting!

I don't particularly like the idea that I'm being spoken for on that front. 

Perhaps we should all calm down and remember that the internet doesn't have tone or inflection, and if you're not keen on conversing with someone, don't! 

Let's adult. Adulting can be big and clever.

Drew_TNBD

And sexy!

Legionreturns

Drew_TNBD said:

And sexy!

I thought playing guitar was sexy... but no sign of groupies throwing their Primani smalls at me yet! Perhaps I just need to get better? 

monquixote

Of the things you could criticise Drew for not posting enough guitar related content would be fairly low on the list.

Emp_Fab

Drew_TNBD said:

blacknblack said:

Well that sounds promising.  How do I become old and wise?

When you become old and wise you'll know it. Because you'll look back on your life with regret and wonderment, thinking to yourself that you'd just love to cup that girls ass you see in the gym - even if she's half your age. You'll just leer at her though, thinking you're being subtle but of course you're being very obvious. You'll hate your job, and you'll regret that time when they offered redundancy but you didn't take it.

You'll dick about with the odd bit of guitar gear here and there. But the wife doesn't like it, and you'll kowtow to her demands and only sneak the cheapo Squier out of it's case every few weeks. You'll keep it all though, all that kit. No sense in selling everything and admitting to yourself the great failures of life.

So then you jump on a forum, so you can at least feel somewhat connected to music. You'll get sucked into the chatty areas though, and you'll start endless threads about peachy butts, quotes of the day, football and F1 racing, favourite animals, bad TV that you can't seem to ignore, and a whole cornocopia of lifeless and dull pursuits that go hand in hand with your thorough rejection of your true self.

Until one day regret pours over you like the scorn you have to live with. Only then will you be old and wise. Only then.

Fuckin' sums it up for me. 

TimmyO

I think OT exists to keep @Emp_Fab distracted - it seems to work