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Honestly, I'm jumping the gun as I haven't tried it yet, but evertune might be one thing that redresses this... so much live music is out of tune, either because the musicians are trying to put on a show and are moving about too much to intonate properly, or the instruments just go out as a result of environmental factors etc... Yes the players are a big part of this but lets assume they're pretty good if it's their day job
If the guitars could only be in tune that'd at least remove a massive variable, and leave the bands to put on a show rather than choose between standing still and being called boring, and jumping about but probably playing half the parts out of tune
Thing is at high volume it's hard to tell a lot of this stuff. I've gone on YouTube and checked out crowd footage of gigs I've been to in the past and it's sounded totally different to what I remembered, in terms of quality of performance...
The main thing is I enjoyed being there... there's something to be said about not having every performance filmed for that reason. That and well there's often a lot of touching up done on some live albums.
Courteeners. (Could have been for the support, can't remember)
Other useless merch. Inside out Tshirts?
No thanks REM.
Having rainbow rope lights in front of the stage like a curtain so you can see fuck all.
Wayne Coyne? More like Wank Coyne.
(I realise these may be quite specific.)
Kill the house lights, crowd goes wild, intro tape starts...crowd goes wilder....intro tape carries on...crowd gets a bit restless....intro tape carries on...crowd starts shuffling their feet, coughing nervously.....intro tape carries on....
It's like having to stop foreplay to put a condom on and ...where are they? Oops wrong drawer.......argh, they're in here somewhere.....then fumbling over opening the wrapper and .......finally got it out of the wrapper........Is that inside out or is it the right way round or............Where were we...?
Mood killer.
And then when the tape FINALLY ends.......is it BOOM and into the first song? Nah, the band ambles slowly onto the stage, guitarist tests the guitar with a few braaaangs, the drummer hits the snare and a couple of toms, bassist plucks a string, singer eventually steps up to the mic and offers a polite "hello!".
What. Was. The. Fucking. Point?!
This new (but already getting tired) phenomenon of touring an old album and playing it from back to front. Why not just introduce a few of those old, seldom played songs into a tour setlist for a new album?
(I was at that gig - great band, crap dancing!)
(same gig as Thunder.)
(Same gig as Thunder & Whitesnake.)
Know what happens if they don't? There was this one time, at Roundhouse, I worked at a Plain White Tees gig. Most of the audience were young girls with at least one parent. some with a younger sister too. The band played their only hit about 9:40 and after that, half the crowd left as if it was then end of the gig - it was a school night after all! The venue wasn't full to start with, so they played another 4 or 5 songs to hardly anybody.
I worked at one of his gigs too - 9pm start with no support acts. The second night (which I didn't work), he sang three songs and gave up during the fourth. The staff said it was fucking chaos - angry vegetarians everywhere!
Can be great, can be awful. I've never been *in* a band with anyone who could do it, but I saw Newton Faulkner once, who did it brilliantly.
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones. Your royal highnesses.
Re the telling stories thing, depends entirely on the gig. Bono waffling on in a stadium, regardless of whatever it is he is saying, just kills the atmosphere. Big gigs need big gestures, not intimate chats.
Saw Andy Cairns of the band Therapy? do a solo acoustic show a couple of years back, in a small venue in Birmingham, telling stories between songs and interacting with the fans. Perfect setting for an intimate gig, and he made it feel like hanging out with your mate. Only works, though, if the story teller has a natural way with a story.
On the other hand I saw Show of Hands last year and every song had a brilliant story before it. All seated audience listening to mournful folk tunes it needed that balance.
On the recent Iron Maiden tour Bruce did a nice little speech, basically about Maiden fans having no boundaries between religion, colour etc...leading into the song Blood Brothers. Great live moment.
On the other side of the coin John Mayer's little speech on the "Where the Light" is live set is pretty embarrassing.