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OK in VERY small doses, but Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode ought to get 50% of his fee, given how much of the set he DOESN'T sing.
I still think the shittiest thing is turning up very late to a gig or being wasted at it. Especially now tickets are so expensive.
Not playing hits but playing "new stuff" all night.
Old bands wearing clothing their younger selves may have carried off but the last 20+ years haven't enhanced the look.
Drum solos. Just. Never. Let. Them. Do. It.
Bass solos. See drum solos.
Guitar solo spots - otherwise known as the guitarist's ego enhancement spot. Nigel Tuffnel did it better than you. See drum solos.
Extended jams that 'introduce' the band members. Contrived shit.
Masks, head-dresses, animal costumes and "exotic" dancers... the 70s were long ago, and it was shit then too.
Guitarists who don't know how to turn down their guitars between songs, so you get feedback squeels or humming/buzzing.
Bass players who use wha pedals or have trem systems.
Spandex. Nobody needs to see that. End of.
Fans (as in the rotary blowing device) positioned in front of the guitarist to blow their hair back during solos - I saw this with a covers band recently in a pub and the guy honestly would use the footswitch to kick it in for the solos. Cnut.
Changing guitars for every song, despite no change in the guitar sound or the use of an alternate tuning.
Drummers with excessively large drum kits that only ever play three drums and two cymbals all night, except for their 'solo spot' or the inevitable extended ending to the final song, see below.
Extended endings to songs - I know it "whips the crowd into a frenzy"... actually it doesn't, you look like tits and its boring. Stop it. Same goes for 'false endings'... no you aren't being clever/funny etc, just play the fucking song.
Volume - we all like to be able to hear the music, so don't make it so loud that you can't actually hear it properly any more as your ears compress it into mush.
Drum sounds - wtf is it with sound engineers at rock gigs? Why do they make the drums sound so fucking horrible? Drums don't sound like that when you stand next to a kit, so please stop it.
Engineers with hearing aids/bad sound - genuinely, I'm seeing more of this as these guys get older. If the engineer has got age or noise related roll-off going on, the sound will be bad - normally really harsh top end. See first comment about carrying once you are past it.
Giving interviews with guitar magazines droning on about using vintage fucking guitars/amps. I read an interview with one of the big metal bands (can't remember which) who blathered on about how they rented in this "amazing" vintage guitar and these "incredible" vintage amps to add "colour" and "texture". Fact is, the album sounded the same as normal and it was just some twaddle to keep the journo amused.
Backing vocals that aren't in tune do not make things sound 'better'. Ever. So stop it.
Keyboard players - when sound checking, please ensure your volume controls are at maximum. Most of the cheeky bastards don't, so they can keep turning up through the night.
Sax players - learn the importance of the phrase "shut the fuck up". That is all.
Foo Fighters are annoying for this. They'd get through twice the material (and they have enough) if Dave didn't tell long-winded stories while playing an apeggiated version of the riff.
A lot of stage banter, extended intros, solo spots, getting the crowd to sing.... it's partly vocal stamina management... the human voice can only do so much work... people get tired, there's tour fatigue (look at the schedules of some bands, they're playing most nights of a month in some periods), people get older...
I definitely agree regarding volume. I actually think for some styles they might as well just suggest everyone wear earplugs so they can crank the subs (anything EDM/Dub etc). With some rock bands it feels like it could be a little quieter and still sound awesome and have a great vibe, instead of being painful without earplugs.
Genuinely.
:-)
Oh and if you need to change guitars every song because its out of tune either 1) your righthand technique is a touch heavy handed or 2) there's something wrong with your guitar.
However, I agree to a point - the issue I have is with guys who do it for vanity. For example there was a bland band (can't remember the name... they were that bland) on at one of the Hyde Park calling gigs where the vocalist changed guitars every song and for most of those songs it would hang around his neck unplayed while he "pulled shapes".
Those Maroon 5 lot.
When they make sound.
Other than that I completely agree.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Worth a ticket even without whichever of the great 60s/70s/80s rock bands he was with at the tme.