Geekiest joke possible.

Myranda

My entry

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

SYN flood.

SYN flood who?

Knock knock.…

So what's your geekiest joke? 

Fretwired

A Higgs Boson particle walks into a Catholic church, but the priest says "Get out of here, you are a disgrace; you call yourself the God particle' when there is only one true God!"

The Higgs Boson replies "Well if I am not here, how can you have mass?"

DiscoStu

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.

FazTheWookie

Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct31 = Dec25

monquixote

There are only two hard things in programming:
1. Naming
2, Cache invalidation
3. Off by one errors

Ravenous

A neutrino walks into a bar.

"Get out!" says the barman.

"OK, I was just passing through" says the Neutrino.

Guitar_Slinger

A geneticist, a physiologist and a physicist were summoned to meet a wealthy racehorse magnate. He told them he would give a million pounds to the one who could accurately identify race-winning horses. After six months of hard work, they returned to present their results to the expectant millionaire.

The geneticist said, "I've looked into all the current genetic research, checked blood-lines going back decades, but there are just too many behavioural and environmental factors. I can't help."

The physiologist said, "I've looked at muscle mass, bone volume and density, and all the other factors I can think of, but the problem's too complex. There's just no guarantee of predicting a winner."

Finally, the physicist calmly walks up to the millionaire and gives him an index card. "Here you go," he says "I've found an equation that solves the problem for you."

"Wow," said the millionaire, "That's impressive...I'll get my cheque book."

"Great. But there's one thing you should know," said the physicist. "It only works for a spherically symmetric horse travelling in a vacuum."

Ravenous

There are 10 types of people.

Those who understand Binary; those who don't; and those who understand Trinary.

monquixote

Police officer - "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?"
Heisenberg - "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am"

Kebabkid

What do you call a group of scientists travelling on the underground?

A tube of smarties

Dopesick

Last night I dreamt I weighed nothing. I was like 0mg.

Legionreturns

A programmers wife sends him to the shop. 

"Can you get a loaf of bread? If they've got eggs, get a dozen" 

He comes back with 12 loaves of bread

guitarfishbay

Since most guitarists can't read...

guitargeek62

guitarfishbay said:

Since most guitarists can't read...

This doesn't make sense if you can't read...

Lewy

Atom 1: Oh fuck, looks like I've lost an electron
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: Yeah, I'm positive

thecolourbox

Not sure this is geeky enough but maybe a bit niche...

Jean Paul Sartre goes into a cafe and says, "I'd like a coffee without cream please". The girl behind the counter says "Sorry, we don't have any cream, would you like it without milk instead?"

Fretwired

Q. What do you say to someone with a PhD in Psychology?
A. Big Mac and fries to go please!

proggy

Not really geeky but...

Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs.

Just 5 minutes more.

Sporky

Three people walk into a pub.

The barman says "Would you all like a beer?"
The first one says "I don't know".
The second one says "I don't know".
The third one, after a moment's pause, says "Yes".

The barman pulls three pints and says under his breath "Bloody logicians."

octatonic

Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.

Fretwired

The barman says, "I'm very sorry, but we don't serve tachyons".
A tachyon walks into a bar.