Geekiest joke possible.

rlw

Old but good

A man walked up to the bar and asked the barmaid for a double entendre
So she gave him one

HAL9000

Axe_meister said:

Maybe not that Geeky, but what is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil. 
I've never had a lentil on my face!

Reminds me of...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!

exocet

https://youtu.be/gSFd_2oJgak

jellyroll

Farmer asks the auditor how many sheep he has.

After a few seconds the auditor replies "20,007"

"Wow - impressive. How did you count so quickly?" says farmer.

The auditor starts pointing to sheep and counting out loud "one, two, three, four five six, seven.  And there's about 20,000 over there..."

thecolourbox

jellyroll said:

Farmer asks the auditor how many sheep he has.

After a few seconds the auditor replies "20,007"

"Wow - impressive. How did you count so quickly?" says farmer.

The auditor starts pointing to sheep and counting out loud "one, two, three, four five six, seven.  And there's about 20,000 over there..."

The same farmer tried to teach his sheepdog to count. He tested him, saying "how many sheep are over there?"

"Ten" the dog replied confidently.

"Not quite, there are eight" replied the farmer. 

"I rounded them up" said the dog

blobb

HAL9000

My dog's got synesthesia
How does it smell?
Purple!