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the freezer for a person to pass, so a bit of gymnastics were nothing unusual for by the young MtB to get to the toolbox - leap onto the front wing of the car and jump down into the space between the front of the car and the workbench.
Spanners acquired, and wanting to quickly get back to the bike fixing, I leapt back up on to the wing of the Mini and jumped back down into space between the garage sidewall and the side of the Mini, only I slipped as I jumped, and fell awkwardly - skewering the top of my left leg (hip level) on the corner angle of the deep-freeze - putting an corner shaped hole about half an inch deep into my leg.
Ouch! 4 stitches thank you very much.
The two on my face are from when I fell over as a four year old and cracked my head on the toilet.
The one on my head was from a cancer that was removed when I was five.
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I also managed to cut my shin pretty badly in a skateboarding accident when I was maybe 15 years old. A friend and I decided that we would get a good amount of speed going down a hill and then veer into a leaf-filled ditch, which would break our fall. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, all went to plan. Got some speed up, veered onto the grass, Skateboard stopped dead, I didn't. Catapulted into ditch. Great fun!
As we were walking back up the hill for another go, I noticed that my left leg felt cold. I lifted my trouser leg to find two neat slits on my shin, both with a white centre. The white centre was my shin bone. I still feel somewhat queasy thinking about it!
I said maybe.....
My head hit the dash as the windscreen shattered.
i had a straigh line of glass cuts across my forehead and my left eyelid was hanging off and needed sowing back on after all the glass was cleaned out of my eye.
Also once tripped over my shoelace and broke my arm.. didn't help young ego either.
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Passed out and fell backwards down the stairs
My cousins both walked away completely unscathed. I still have a small lump on my head to this day. My dad had a broken toe and a bruised rib. My uncle would have broken his arm, but he’d already busted it the week before and the cast he had on it just broke instead. The other driver and her passenger had been knocked unconscious but walked out of the hospital a couple of hours later. Somewhere there’s a photo of the carnage and it’s a complete mess. I’m amazed some of us didn’t die.
I was riding my motorbike home, a bus in front started to pull into the bus stop layby so I move out slightly to go around. But there was a car coming head on, across the road. I thought this is it, I'm going through that windscreen. Rammed the brakes on, then realised I was on the deck. Thinking I'm alive, how the fuck did I miss that one.
Then I realised I was in front of the bus. As it was moving I was soon underneath and now I'm looking at the tyre coming at me thinking that thing's going to get me, but I got one arm out & up the front of the bus. It halted.
As I pulled myself out from under it, I stood up right in front of the driver. The look on his face. We checked each other were OK, shook hands, he left. I went across the road and got a packet of tobacco and started smoking that day. Just sat there a while wondering how I'd got out of those two things. I rode home, neither me or the bike were much damaged.
When shit like this happens it's amazing how slow time seems to go, or how quick the brain cell can work when it needs to. I also hit a car once that pulled out, I can still remember what I was thinking and all the sounds before the smack and as I was rolling over the bonnet. (Got a neck compression break).
Side thing, I was clearing some paperwork out and found the stuff relating to that. Realised it was the exact date but twenty years on and almost to the hour of the accident. That fairly freaked me out, for no good reason, but still.
I'm confused by this though, how did you get an arm in front of the bus when you were under the bus? Are you stretch armstrong?
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Wish me luck!
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