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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5652
    This is not a joke, it genuinely happened on a Facebook community page this week, but Mrs Haych and I thought it was hilarious:


    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • skullfunkerryskullfunkerry Frets: 4176
    Roysterdoyster said:
    Did you hear the Police have raided a Thalidomide home?

    A quantity of small arms has been found! 
    I was worried my jokes were going to be too rude, but here's one:

    Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star?

    He's got an arm like a baby's cock!
    Too much gain... is just about enough \m/

    I'm probably the only member of this forum mentioned by name in Whiskey in the Jar ;)

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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33802
    Rick Astley will lend you and of the Pixar films in his collection.
    Except one.
    James Richmond
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835

    I've just received an email from Trip Advisor.

    They recommend LSD.

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  • the_jaffathe_jaffa Frets: 1798
    octatonic said:
    Rick Astley will lend you and of the Pixar films in his collection.
    Except one.
    But then, once he’s not let you have that, you’ll be let down so he’s stuck in a terrible loop
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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7293
    Modern democracy.
    ဈǝᴉʇsɐoʇǝsǝǝɥɔဪቌ
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