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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6491
    'kin hell, that's a bit harsh!

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  • hotpothotpot Frets: 846
    The Sound of Music.....'Murica style.

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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMsqrG9RWg


    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5854
    Scotsman walks into a Cake Shop in Glasgow.

    Scotsman: "Is that a Custard Tart or a Meringue?"

    Assistant: "No, you were right first time, that's a Custard Tart"
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • UnclePsychosisUnclePsychosis Frets: 12901
    Bellycaster;1001073" said:
    Scotsman walks into a Cake Shop in Glasgow.

    Scotsman: "Is that a Custard Tart or a Meringue?"

    Assistant: "No, you were right first time, that's a Custard Tart"
    Glaswegian woman phones the maternity ward.

    ---"hi, yeah, erm, my waters have just broken and I wasn't quite sure what to do"

    ---"OK, well first of all where are you ringing from?"

    ---"the waist down"
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    edited March 2016
    @Bellycaster "Meringue" ... 'kin excellent :))
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5854
    Phil_aka_Pip said:
    @Bellycaster "Meringue" ... 'kin excellent :))

    ;)
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • ChalkyChalky Frets: 6811
    Bellycaster;1001929" said:
    Phil_aka_Pip said:

    @Bellycaster "Meringue" ... 'kin excellent :))


    ;)
    ...'kin old too - 1980s or earlier! :))
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  • hotpothotpot Frets: 846
    Stones new guitarist


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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5854
    Chalky;1001940" said:
    [quote="Bellycaster;1001929"]Phil_aka_Pip said:

    @Bellycaster "Meringue" ... 'kin excellent :))


    ;)
    ...'kin old too - 1980s or earlier! :))[/quote]





    I would have thought 1880's at least:-D

    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • PVO_DavePVO_Dave Frets: 2375
    http://i.imgur.com/ZzytAwjl.jpg
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16295
    Just following a link to the website of a local rehearsal studio and this made me laugh ( well, snigger). http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y513/phlplls/Mobile Uploads/2016-03/94C3D5DC-F8BF-44D7-9E21-3FEB96A4C1A8_zpsxyhnfsj2.png
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • ThorpyFXThorpyFX Frets: 6148
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    What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?




     I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face."
    Adrian Thorpe MBE | Owner of ThorpyFx Ltd | Email: thorpy@thorpyfx.com | Twitter: @ThorpyFx | Facebook: ThorpyFx Ltd | Website: www.thorpyfx.com
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    New policy from Trump ..

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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28239
    Three people walk into a pub.

    The landlord asks "Do you all want a beer?".

    The first replies "I don't know".

    The second also replies "I don't know".

    The third one says "Yes", to which the landlord mutters under his breath "bloody logicians..."
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    edited March 2016
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  • UnclePsychosisUnclePsychosis Frets: 12901
    What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

    Duh, obviously they're heavy metal fans...
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  • hotpothotpot Frets: 846
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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