Friday humour

thomasross20

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rocktron

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n219/rocktron1948/Joke10-1.jpg

boogieman

A guy is sitting in the pub with his wife when a big guy comes over to them. He winks at the wife and says

"You're a bit of alright. You know what, I'd like to turn you upside down, fill your fanny full of Guinness and drink it out of you". 

The wife is outraged and tells her husband to go and thump the guy. He replies

"You must be joking. I'm not tackling anyone who can drink 15 pints of Guinness."

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

EricTheWeary

Doctor, I think I'm losing my hearing.

Can you describe the symptoms?

They're yellow with three fingers and the woman has tall blue hair. 

Hootsmon

DesVegas

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Fretwired

Chalky

The man who invented anagrams has died.

May he erect a penis.

Fretwired

Hootsmon

AlexC

What does Steve Vai eat for breakfast?
Shredding Wheat.


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EricTheWeary

I decided to patent three ideas I had for folding equipment for people to take camping.
The people at the patent office were okay with my idea for a folding bottle called a fottle.
They were okay with my idea for a folding carton called a farton.
Yet they wouldn't register my idea for a folding bucket.  

rocktron

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Fretwired

Hootsmon

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Hootsmon

Fretwired