Ways to annoy your wife, what works for you?

shady

Sometimes I wait patiently for her like Cato awaiting the return of inspector Clouseau.

speshul91

working to the point of collapsing after tearing a rotator cuff then getting her to sort out my taxi to hospital while i was curled in a ball shaking.

DLM

Mentioning Levi Clay. I've got it down to a fine art now, and it's become an in-joke between us. It used to just be watching his videos. Apparently he's the most annoying of the Annoying Guitar Guys I watch on YouTube. It all started when I discovered Troy Grady's Cracking the Code, and bingewatched it all to cries of "That guy has such an annoying voice!"

@missmisstreater

equalsql

Having my back out go in the town centre, to be brought home on a stretcher bed by the ambulance. All I got was a 'what have you done now? angry response from her.

On the way home in the ambulance, the paramedic said my wife would be worried, I said more like be annoyed.

When she met me with the above statement he hi-fived my hand and said 'Wow, I see what you mean mate... good luck!"

Reverend

I've never been married.


However my imaginary wife gets annoyed by everything I do...

Dominic

Sniggering with the older children when she uses the wrong word or mispronounces it
Telling her that I want to see more things done houseworkwise and switching daytime TV off .

Deadman

Nothing much really, she hates it when I use the word "cunt" though.

underdog

Reverend said:

I've never been married.


However my imaginary wife gets annoyed by everything I do...

That's pretty much married life, so now you can save yourself the hassle of actually doing it

sweepy

Do all the Housework, she wonders wtf has he bought now

missmisstreater

DLM said:

Mentioning Levi Clay. I've got it down to a fine art now, and it's become an in-joke between us. It used to just be watching his videos. Apparently he's the most annoying of the Annoying Guitar Guys I watch on YouTube. It all started when I discovered Troy Grady's Cracking the Code, and bingewatched it all to cries of "That guy has such an annoying voice!"

@missmisstreater

bahahahah

I annoy my wife by existing...

RandallFlagg

coiled up tea towel and flicked like a whip just skimming her arse

Danji

RandallFlagg said:

coiled up tea towel and flicked like a whip just skimming her arse

Yes!! It doesn't annoy her though. The only thing that does annoy my girlfriend is engineering visits to guitar shops.  

snakemanStoo

Doing as she asks, just not how she means.

richardhomer

Suggesting we get back together....

RMJ

Breathing 

xpia98jf

You're asking this question of guitarists?

Dominic

Deadman said:

Nothing much really, she hates it when I use the word "cunt" though.

Well,there is a time and place where it's totally acceptable.......

cruxiform

Dominic said:

Deadman said:

Nothing much really, she hates it when I use the word "cunt" though.

Well,there is a time and place where it's totally acceptable.......

...like talking to your ex-wife.

GoldenEraGuitars

Turning the kitchen into a guitar workshop. I don't do it deliberately but I know it really annoys her. I have nowhere to work at the guitars so our kitchen is covered with necks, bodies waiting to be wet sanded and loads of labelled containers with screws and other parts in them..

jonnyburgo

not engaging in communication when she starts a deep conversation in bed just when I'm on the brink of sleep.