So, I watched "All is lost" last night - a drama starring Robert Redford (and only him - nobody else appears in the entire film !) about an ocean-going yachtsman whose boat is holed at sea and his efforts to keep afloat, and then, alive. Warning: this post contains the entire plot.
Now, I'm not a sailor, but I know enough about boats to have spent the entire film shouting abuse at Redford for being an idiot. (I'm great fun to watch a film with, just ask Mrs Fab !).
First, his boat gets holed by a shipping container that's fallen off a ship - his boat is knee-deep in water. His radio gets soaked and ruined. He doesn't have a spare, not even a handheld (on an ocean-going yacht!). His attempts at repairing the hole with fibreglass are laughable, he doesn't provide any structural bracing on the hull - just drapes fibreglass cloth over a two foot hole and paints resin on it - like that's going to hold - nothing on the inside to support it. Then... he doesn't appear to have a handle for the manual bilge pump, so has to make one out of wood. No mention at all of the engine, so there's no attempt to use that to pump out the three feet of water in his boat. The electrics are apparently shot - a sealed deep-cycle battery and a submersible bilge pump don't work after being er.... submerged! (he makes no attempt to look at the electrics beyond flicking the bilge pump switch on and off). Then later on, the repair gives way in a storm and his boat fills up with water again and this time, sinks. Now, he's in a liferaft... does he have an EPIRB ? (a cheap locator beacon that is detected by satellites and would certainly result in a rescue) - No, of course he fucking doesn't. Is there an emergency handheld radio in the liferaft ? Nope.
So.... he spots a ship coming towards him in the daytime.... and tries to attract their attention with a fucking nighttime flare (i.e. it's not an orange smoke type). Cut to the end.... he's run out of flares and sees another boat in the distance at night. All he has left is to burn bits of paper - BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVEN GOT A FUCKING TORCH - and.... lo and behold... he manages to set fire to the liferaft, and is unable to put it out in the middle of an ocean. If only he had access to some water !
No normal human being would set to sea so comically ill-equipped, and those who do deserve to be removed from the gene pool.
Sorry for the rant - I had to get that off my chest !! :-)
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''Knock knock''
Keanu Reeves wife goes away for the weekend. He has to stay home to work. He lives in the middle of nowhere ad 2 girls knock, drenched through cause of the rain. He shags them.
Who doesn't carry a brolly with them at all times, these days!?
Too many stupid plot holes to count, but Bruce Wayne fixing his broken back by being, erm, punched in the back and hanging off a rope for a few weeks? Aye, OK then.
The chronicles of riddick was the fucking King of bad acting, plot holes and stupid fucking names - necromungers (bad guys) with a stupid leader who got some form of super powers from the 'underverse'. Just fucking lazy
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind - Everyone knows aliens don't exist.
Miracle On 34th Street - Everyone knows Santa doesn't exist.
The Passion Of The Christ - Everyone knows Jesus had blues eyes.
There's an annoying plot hole at the end of TS3 though, when Woody ends up in the box.
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A big plot hole for me is in Total Recall - Michael Ironside & co are really trying hard to kill Arnie, but if they'd succeeded then it would have undone the plot they're supposed to be pursuing.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Also (and this applies to a lot of film plot holes) films are evocative because of the imagery and themes, if the Matrix isn't a dreamworld metaphor for the allegory of the cave or whatever , there's no point to the film.
Like, if skynet seriously wanted to wipe out humanity the solution would be germ warfare and drones, not metal skeletons. But then you don't get the imagery of steel skeletons crushing human skulls.
There is no atmosphere on Mars, alas, there will be no storm.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming