The Ugliest Car Ever Made?

holnrew

Wolfetone said:

Hats off to the Renault VelSatis

Nah it's a fantastic design.

Paul_C

Sporky said:

Paul_C said:

I could picture @Sporky driving one

Thank you. I take that as a compliment.

Though this is more my sort of ugly:

http://www.military-today.com/trucks/raba_h14.jpg

it was meant to be a compliment

Sporky

hungrymark said:

I find the BMW X6 offensive. Awful looking things.

Though, astoundingly, Mercedes managed to copy the X6 and make it uglier:

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/28f9568651a2371cf58ed9bc75d7a0b3/202420090/01-2016-mercedes-benz-gle-coupe-fd-1.jpg

Sporky

Paul_C said:

it was meant to be a compliment

I know!

It's a car with everything, and it's blue.

ICBM

kjdowd said:

In the "how to ruin a great car" category, may I present the jaguar xjs estate

https://www.bonhams.com/auctions/22705/lot/308/

Be fair. At least there's somewhere to sleep when it breaks down miles from anywhere, unlike the normal version.

I almost forgot this abomination, too -

http://www.reverelondon.com/media/1364770800/november_8.jpg

Sporky

To be fair to the Ewok, the convertible version looks much, much worse.

http://periodismodelmotor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/land_rover-evoque-convertible-650x433.jpg

ICBM

Sporky said:

To be fair to the Ewok, the convertible version looks much, much worse.

I'm not sure. At least there's some point in it having a rear view mirror.

That one isn't too bad a colour either, although a proper Range Rover should still look like this…

https://i.wheelsage.org/pictures/land_rover/range_rover/autowp.ru_land_rover_range_rover_3-door_1.jpg

maltingsaudio

ICBM said:

Sporky said:

To be fair to the Ewok, the convertible version looks much, much worse.

I'm not sure. At least there's some point in it having a rear view mirror.

That one isn't too bad a colour either, although a proper Range Rover should still look like this…

https://i.wheelsage.org/pictures/land_rover/range_rover/autowp.ru_land_rover_range_rover_3-door_1.jpg

I had one of those in black bloody awesome vehicle

Bygone_Tones

holnrew said:

Bygone_Tones;1086910" said:

Anything with a nissan badge on it. I saw one of these a few days ago and couldnt help but point and laugh, surely one of the worst nissans out there:

Nope, love it.

Actually I've got nothing against nissan cars. I just think its unfair that they come with a free driving license, when the rest of us have to pass a test and learn the highway code.

 

EricTheWeary

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y513/phlplls/Mobile Uploads/2016-05/8DCB2BBB-00B6-401D-AEB9-91DA5E3670F3_zpscrcht95u.jpg

BigBearKris

ICBM;1087007" said:

I almost forgot this abomination, too -

http://www.reverelondon.com/media/1364770800/november_8.jpg

That's super-ugly. Oh dear...

Moe_Zambeek

Bygone_Tones;1086910" said:

Anything with a nissan badge on it. I saw one of these a few days ago and couldnt help but point and laugh, surely one of the worst nissans out there:

I like Cubes. Though I do like Kei cars in general.

viz

http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab217/Vizzage/Mobile Uploads/image_zpsef2a4fjt.jpeg

littlegreenman

To counter the Frogeye from the other thread dear old Mum also had one of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Skoda_105S_-_front.jpg

In it's defence, and to quote Han Solo "may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts". Never once failed to start on the school run in the 70/80's especially in the Winter, and the space behind the rear seats into the boot was invaluable for smuggling extra kids into Alton Towers without paying back in the day

littlegreenman

Mum's partner was a car dealer, and we'd occasionally do the school run in one of these. Hideous car, but the other kids seemed to like it for some unknown reason!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e172/Tennesseestorm/72caddy3.jpg

DiscoStu

Not been as much Peugeot on here as I expected. Easily fixed:

http://cdn2.autoexpress.co.uk/sites/autoexpressuk/files/styles/article_main_image/public/images/car_photo_341707.jpg?itok=NoOll1Cg

 

Haych

crunchman said:

This one has to be up there:

My dad had one of these for his company car back in the early '80s, he detested it! It was as badly engineered and built as it was styled. It used a pint of oil every 500 miles, from new! When he complained to the dealership about it they eventually sent an engineer from the factory to inspect it who simply said it was normal! A truly awful car if ever there was one.

Monkeybone

Phil_aka_Pip;1086577" said:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02571/Hillman-Imp-1_2571426b.jpg



http://carphile.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Citroen-2cv-prototype.jpg



... and most other french designs especially citroen. The americans had some bad ones too

Bugger all wrong with a Hillman Imp, although the Californian/Sunbeam Stiletto was prettier.

holnrew

I love the Evoque...

Bucket

I promise you this is real.

http://px6.streetfire.net/0002/33/31/2423313_600.jpg