I have 2 electric guitars, am I less of a man?

Philly_Q

I often considered buying a Hello Kitty Strat, but I left it too late.  It was a brilliant idea, I love the pink dot markers.

usedtobe

Great, fun, guitars!

stratman3142

SquireJapan said:

It's inversely proportional.

The more guitars, the less of a man you are.

The fewer you have, the more of a man you are.

Simple!

So extrapolating, 0 guitars means 100% manly. It's just simple maths really.

Shouldn't that be infinitely manly.

bingefeller

meltedbuzzbox said:

You would be more of a musician if you spend time playing them

What makes a musician?

professorben

bingefeller said:

meltedbuzzbox said:

You would be more of a musician if you spend time playing them

What makes a musician?

Money. 
Money makes a musician, do pretty much anything. 

TTBZ

I still want a hello kitty strat for a down tuned metal guitar.

kjdowd

axisus said:

If guitars were ten a penny
I'm quite sure that I'd have many
Because guitars are considerably more
sadly I have only four





I've got about 14 really but that didn't rhyme.

Guitars aren't ten a penny
So you haven't got a bean
Through acute persistent gas
You've gone and bought 14




I thangyew. 

Voxman

professorben said:

Everyone here seems to have at least 12 minimum. 

I don't (sigh) - I only have 10, and that includes my Yamaha acoustic that's been 'adopted' by my eldest daughter.  But the good news is that I do have permission to buy another one from Mrs Voxman, so I am getting closer to the minimum 12 requirement. 

Voxman

The penis comments remind me of this joke: 

Very hansom man having a drink at a sophisticated night club sees breathtakingly gorgeous woman at the bar. Being a gentleman, he writes a note saying he finds her very attractive and would be honoured if she would join him for a drink.  He gives the note to the head barman to pass to her.  He dutifully does so and passes back a note from the young lady which says:

"I find you very attractive too and I'd be delighted to have a drink with you but only if you measure up to my requirements.  You must be a millionaire, own an expensive sports car, have a holiday villa, and have a 7" penis".

The man reads the note, and sadly shakes his head despondently, but writes a polite note back to the young lady:

"I quite understand that a beautiful lady such as yourself has such demanding standards, but with much regret I have to tell you that sadly I am unable meet all your requirements.  I am a multi-millionaire, I own a number of exotic cars including a Ferrari, Porsche, McLaren and Aston Martin.  In addition to my 8 bedroom home that sits in 4 acres of land, I have several villas around the world in Barbados, Bermuda and Hawaii.  But it is with enormous sadness that I cannot meet your final requirement...
....if you think I'm cutting 2" off my dick for you, you've another think coming! "