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The Higgs Boson replies "Well if I am not here, how can you have mass?"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
1. Naming
2, Cache invalidation
3. Off by one errors
A neutrino walks into a bar.
"Get out!" says the barman.
"OK, I was just passing through" says the Neutrino.
A geneticist, a physiologist and a physicist were summoned to meet a wealthy racehorse magnate. He told them he would give a million pounds to the one who could accurately identify race-winning horses. After six months of hard work, they returned to present their results to the expectant millionaire.
The geneticist said, "I've looked into all the current genetic research, checked blood-lines going back decades, but there are just too many behavioural and environmental factors. I can't help."
The physiologist said, "I've looked at muscle mass, bone volume and density, and all the other factors I can think of, but the problem's too complex. There's just no guarantee of predicting a winner."
Finally, the physicist calmly walks up to the millionaire and gives him an index card. "Here you go," he says "I've found an equation that solves the problem for you."
"Wow," said the millionaire, "That's impressive...I'll get my cheque book."
"Great. But there's one thing you should know," said the physicist. "It only works for a spherically symmetric horse travelling in a vacuum."
There are 10 types of people.
Those who understand Binary; those who don't; and those who understand Trinary.
Heisenberg - "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am"
A tube of smarties
"Can you get a loaf of bread? If they've got eggs, get a dozen"
He comes back with 12 loaves of bread
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Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after youAtom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: Yeah, I'm positive
Jean Paul Sartre goes into a cafe and says, "I'd like a coffee without cream please". The girl behind the counter says "Sorry, we don't have any cream, would you like it without milk instead?"
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A. Big Mac and fries to go please!
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Not really geeky but...
Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs.
Just 5 minutes more.
The barman says "Would you all like a beer?"
The first one says "I don't know".
The second one says "I don't know".
The third one, after a moment's pause, says "Yes".
The barman pulls three pints and says under his breath "Bloody logicians."
They make up everything.
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A tachyon walks into a bar.
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