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*I may have just made this up.
Couldn't pull back a foreskin
"She's got a fanny like a Clown's Pocket "
Or like a hippo’s yawn.
Another good one:
She’s been cocked more more times than Elmer Fudd’s shotgun.
I’d be interested to know just how many variations of this one alone exist in common parlance.
As thick as two planks nailed to a brick
Not as green as I'm cabbage looking
Blind man on a galloping horse would be glad to see it (think that may already have been mentioned)
I find D minor is the saddest of all keys (interjected into any serious conversation on music)
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
"She had a fanny like a ripped out fireplace"
"Teeth like a blown fuse box"
She had a fanny like a plasterer’s radio. (For the aftermath of a particularly vigorous night of pleasure)
(He was so tight.....) he wouldnt give you the steam off his piss.
(He was so generous)...... he’d give you his arsehole and shit through his ribs.
Couldn’t catch a pig in a ginnel- Yorkshire for allyway
fanny like a wizards sleeve
low resolution fox - a woman who only looks good from a distance.
Face like a plasterers radio / face like the top of a sauce bottle. Refers to a lady of the night with plenty of gentlemen callers evident.